This is supposed to be a Japanese MGS 5 commercial but, uh? It's just a box

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain is having a pretty weird promotional campaign so far. But consider it all mere preparation for this two-minute long commercial from PlayStation Japan.

Love, laughs, heartache, filial reconciliation, cardboard boxes - it has everything, and I don't know what more I could add. Oh, wait, I thought of something! Using the knowledge gained from two years of Japanese classes, I can confidently inform you that the confused waiter is saying "What is this?" And using my years spent enjoying both Metal Gear and strange Japanese commercials, I can confidently say that the answer is "everything."

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