Brian Blessed, Tom Baker, James Marsters - the best ever celebrity quotes to have appeared in 200 issues of SFX
Every month in SFX we pull out one of the most amusing, surreal or insightful quotations from an interview to put on the spine of the magazine.
Here are 10 of our favourites, for your nostalgic pleasure:
“I had foul, foul smelling feet, athlete’s foot and god knows what else”
“I love dwarfs; they’re the happiest people in the world”
“The nipples are bloody stiff as radio knobs”
“Aragorn is the arse of the movie. Really tight, tight arse in his leather trousers”
“If a porn movie is longer than ten seconds I lose interest”
“You see two elephants’ bums and then me”
“When it’s black, that’s when you go to the doctor”
“Naked International Junior High School Girls’ Volleyball; I wish it existed”
“I believe I can play a black, pregnant woman, so leave me alone”
“I had to drink a LOT of beer to get the feel of Tank Girl”
There are another 10 of these in the magazine this issue, page 46 (issue 200). Check 'em out and let us know your favourite!