Who should be so lucky

Rumours have been Spinning Around for weeks, but we decided we'd Got To Be Certain before we said anything; Especially For You , the Beeb has confirmed that Kylie Minogue will Step Back In Time for "a major lead role" in the Who Christmas special. Can't say we're that Shocked ...

Hour-long episode "Voyage of the Damned" (written by Russell T Davies) is due to start shooting in Cardiff later this month, and will kick off where series three left off - with the bow of the Titanic making a big hole in the side of the TARDIS. RTD (who probably Wouldn't Change A Thing ) said: "Doctor Who Christmas specials are always a joy and we feel very confident that this will be the most ambitious and best Christmas episode yet."

Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi Kylie ends up on a boat in 1912, but the information is bound to be forthcoming if you Give Me Just A Little More Time . And that's your lot. Sorry - we'll put our greatest hits album away now, before we work out a way to cram in The Locomotion .