• RadgarLaser2 - November 15, 2011 11:23 a.m.

    PS3. Cuz when I hit bitches (male or female) with my giant purple dildo bat they Respect my authoritah! And did I mention it's the one in my pant.
  • Frootaloom - November 15, 2011 11:19 a.m.

    My wisdom tooth hurts...AND I refuse to take it out.
  • V22Dreamcast - November 15, 2011 11:17 a.m.

    1. Purple is my color (Lakers fan). 2. I've always thought we should beat people with a purple dildo. 360 please...
  • AngryScotsman - November 15, 2011 11:13 a.m.

    I only look one way when I cross the street. I'll take that 360 copy, homesir.
  • Wookiegonewild - November 15, 2011 11:12 a.m.

    Xbox 360. And to put it quite simply, I will kill anyone, anywhere...and not give one damn. Stand in my way, and you will fall...nuff said.
  • christopherdiaz - November 15, 2011 11:12 a.m.

    I'd make a badass saint, because I'd have no regard for safety or law; I see it, I want it, it's mine. And if that old lady crossing the street scratches my car with her cane, boy, I am RUNNING her ass over. Plus, I have mastered the art of Tank drifting. All the ladies love tank drifting.
  • christopherdiaz - November 15, 2011 11:13 a.m.

    PS3 please
  • MikeHanna - November 15, 2011 11:08 a.m.

    I'd make a badass saint because I would blow the shit out of everything in the game, make my guy have a really small package in the character creator, help the saints take over steelport and laugh at all of the craziness in the game.
  • Merock270 - November 15, 2011 11:07 a.m.

    Simple, I have the God Hand. I can spank bitches like ain't no thing. (360 version!)
  • chrisantistas2inchpenis - November 15, 2011 11:07 a.m.

    Awesome video!
  • smikey1123 - November 15, 2011 11:06 a.m.

    Because I am a mildly neurotic psychopath with a penchant for violence. Also purple makes my ass look great. 360 bitches.
  • epicow - November 15, 2011 11:05 a.m.

    Opulence, I has it. (360 please)
  • bigwill1221 - November 15, 2011 11:04 a.m.

    I'm gonna rule this world (not sure if figuratively or literally yet...) Either version (360 prefer)
  • Milkmantious - November 15, 2011 11:01 a.m.

    Because I fuck bitches! PS3 please :)

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