SPONSORED: Saints Tryouts presented by Saints Row The Third

With a fierce penchant for purple, the Saints don't just let anyone into their ranks. When word hits the streets that the Saints are looking for a new member of their organization everyone shows up to try and fill the violet void. Will anyone within this cast of characters have the necessary attitude to roll with the Saints?

One thing's for sure, damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Want to win a copy of Saints Row The Third? Think you have what it takes to become a member of the gang? Comment with why you'd make badass Saint and your platform of choice (360 or PS3) by Friday, November 18 3pm PST and we'll pick six winners (three PS3 and three 360) to get a copy of the game! US and Canada residents only.


  • Milkmantious - November 15, 2011 11:01 a.m.

    Because I fuck bitches! PS3 please :)
  • bigwill1221 - November 15, 2011 11:04 a.m.

    I'm gonna rule this world (not sure if figuratively or literally yet...) Either version (360 prefer)
  • epicow - November 15, 2011 11:05 a.m.

    Opulence, I has it. (360 please)
  • smikey1123 - November 15, 2011 11:06 a.m.

    Because I am a mildly neurotic psychopath with a penchant for violence. Also purple makes my ass look great. 360 bitches.
  • chrisantistas2inchpenis - November 15, 2011 11:07 a.m.

    Awesome video!
  • Merock270 - November 15, 2011 11:07 a.m.

    Simple, I have the God Hand. I can spank bitches like ain't no thing. (360 version!)
  • MikeHanna - November 15, 2011 11:08 a.m.

    I'd make a badass saint because I would blow the shit out of everything in the game, make my guy have a really small package in the character creator, help the saints take over steelport and laugh at all of the craziness in the game.
  • christopherdiaz - November 15, 2011 11:12 a.m.

    I'd make a badass saint, because I'd have no regard for safety or law; I see it, I want it, it's mine. And if that old lady crossing the street scratches my car with her cane, boy, I am RUNNING her ass over. Plus, I have mastered the art of Tank drifting. All the ladies love tank drifting.
  • christopherdiaz - November 15, 2011 11:13 a.m.

    PS3 please
  • Wookiegonewild - November 15, 2011 11:12 a.m.

    Xbox 360. And to put it quite simply, I will kill anyone, anywhere...and not give one damn. Stand in my way, and you will fall...nuff said.
  • AngryScotsman - November 15, 2011 11:13 a.m.

    I only look one way when I cross the street. I'll take that 360 copy, homesir.
  • V22Dreamcast - November 15, 2011 11:17 a.m.

    1. Purple is my color (Lakers fan). 2. I've always thought we should beat people with a purple dildo. 360 please...
  • Frootaloom - November 15, 2011 11:19 a.m.

    My wisdom tooth hurts...AND I refuse to take it out.
  • RadgarLaser2 - November 15, 2011 11:23 a.m.

    PS3. Cuz when I hit bitches (male or female) with my giant purple dildo bat they Respect my authoritah! And did I mention it's the one in my pant.
  • Sjoeki - November 15, 2011 11:25 a.m.

    Once I bought something and the lady gave me to much money back, and I kept my mouth shut! That's right, and I didn't even loose a second of sleep! PS3 please (I'm from the netherlands is that a problem?)
  • TheSugarRay - November 15, 2011 11:26 a.m.

    That was fantastic! I want Chris Antesta on all my game commercials. Oh, contest. I would make a good saint because my killing move is the teabag. My balls of steal are lethal. (360)
  • TheHonorableReverendHobo - November 15, 2011 11:26 a.m.

    Because, shit, when I saw people elbow dropping old ladies off the roofs of cars, I figured I might as well be rewarded for doing what I've always done. 360.
  • DualWieldingIsNotFeasible - November 15, 2011 11:31 a.m.

    Because I ride around in a chromed-out monster truck with a tiger in he passenger seat. 360.
  • marioman50 - November 15, 2011 11:37 a.m.

    Because I'm Grimace from McDonald's (360 version)
  • ieatchocolate - November 15, 2011 11:38 a.m.

    Because I have no money for Skyrim :( 360, please.

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