Hitman: Absolution sweepstakes - Win Hitman swag

If you haven't already played Agent 47's latest stealth, assassination title Hitman: Absolution, today could be your lucky day. You have the chance to win one of four prize packs, including the Professional Edition of the game along with a bunch of Hitman swag. How do you win? Simple. Just head down to the comments and leave your best caption for the image below. Make it funny, insightful, clever, or whatever you like. Leave your comment on this article by Saturday, February 9 at 5pm PST to be considered. Now, have at it, and good luck.

Your caption here...

Grand prize:

Includes: Hitman: Absolution Professional Edition (Xbox 360), Hitman HD Trilogy (Xbox 360), Hitman: Absolution Action Figure by Play Arts,  Hitman: Absolution mouse pad, Hitman: Absolution Hat, Hitman: Absolution watch, Hitman bag

First prize:

Includes: Hitman: Absolution Professional Edition (PS3), Hitman HD Trilogy (PS3), Hitman mouse pad

Second prize - includes: Hitman: Absolution Professional Edition

Third prize - includes: Hitman: Absolution (standard edition)

For the official rules, visit our Hitman: Absolution Caption Contest rules page.


Caption contest


  • deanna-camejo - February 16, 2013 3:22 p.m.

    I'll never go back to KFC!!!!!!!
  • jalexis-colon - February 16, 2013 3:11 p.m.

    This is wat happens when peter Griffin fucks with chickens
  • codzprc - February 11, 2013 12:51 p.m.

    I know I'm late - don't care. "Freeze, mutha-clucker!"
  • Keithyg - February 10, 2013 5:30 a.m.

    i know im late but please let me enter here it is: say you dont like chicken? well do you feel lucky punk ? well do ya?
  • lazyboyblue - February 10, 2013 5 a.m.

    GM food will kill you. FACT.
  • Riadon - February 9, 2013 10:25 p.m.

    I will win!!!
  • P0ck3tC1am - February 9, 2013 10:19 p.m.

    I AM the cock of the walk.
  • Raptor38 - February 9, 2013 6:17 p.m.

    I'm my own wingman!
  • Raptor38 - February 9, 2013 6:16 p.m.

    Give me back the sign NOW!!!
  • NinFreakinJa - February 9, 2013 5:14 p.m.

    Why'd the chicken cross the road? TO KICK YO ASS!
  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 4:50 p.m.

    Nutritional Facts of #47: Serving Size 187 lbs 0 calories from fat Protein 50g Iron 7% of daily need NO PRESERVATIVES
  • RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 3:56 p.m.

    +100 Agi, +50% Crit, Nuff Said
  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 3:51 p.m.

    47 was feeling punny that day. So, he paid a group of strangers (off-picture) to dress up as crows too. So, he would be in a murder while he committing murder. Pretty sick sense of humor. He was reading too many 'yo dawg' memes the night before. "Yo dawg I heard you like to murder while you murder..." 47 quietly murmured to himself as he pulled the trigger.
  • superfireman - February 9, 2013 3:51 p.m.

    why did the chicken cross the road? nobody knows their wasn't any wingnesses
  • foweR33L - February 9, 2013 3:44 p.m.

    KFC tried a marketing campaign with "Where's the chicken?" but Wendy's wasn't amused so they sent in Agent 47 to negotiate.
  • RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 3:33 p.m.

    It’s only weird if you don't kill your target
  • RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 3:29 p.m.

    Why did you cross the road?
  • foweR33L - February 9, 2013 3:14 p.m.

    One for the scrapbook: Before his latest assignment, Agent 47 successfully infiltrated Angry Birds as Chuck, the Yellow Bird, and topped the leaderboard after popping a record number of enemy pigs.
  • foweR33L - February 9, 2013 2:59 p.m.

    Like most mornings, Agent 47 woke up in a really fowl mood.
  • superfireman - February 9, 2013 2:27 p.m.

    why did the chicken cross the road? to do a HIT AND RUN. GET IT? :D

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