Highlight of the Week: Unusual locker room behaviour

HD remakes, particularly on the PS3, are currently more in vogue than Lady Gaga voguing to the greatest hits of En Vogue while reading a copy of Vogue. Yesterday though, we discovered an incoming remake odder than anything has any right to be. Dancing Eyes is like a 3D version Qix, except rather than controlling an abstract little pixel-blob, you play as a tiny monkey. A tiny monkey who crawls over girls' clothes, chopping them up until they all fall off.

This in itself is mad, but what's even madder is the little 'reward' you get upon completion of a level (seen here in the original 1996 coin-op). Is this just what women do when they have a locker room all to themselves? We don't know, but suddenly we're a whole more suspicious of what really goes on at Wimbledon. Tennis players. Utter deviants.

June 17, 2011

HOTW: Jazz hands soldier 
Oh. Dear.



HOTW: Pre-E3 breakdown
The pressure of E3 week starts to take hold



HOTW: Literally garbage
It's Garbage Truck Simulator 2011


  • Mikelssecretlovechild - July 17, 2011 9:47 p.m.

    Did she win though?
  • marioman50 - June 17, 2011 10:25 p.m.

    It starts out normal, with some stretches and a practice swing, then it goes into some weird kind of tribal dance O_O
  • Nintendophile - June 17, 2011 6:13 p.m.

    @EnigmaSpirit: Because us old fogies like to watch polygons that resemble anime chicks in their undies lazily waving a tennis racket around. It reminds us of the time when that was all we had to go on, BEFORE the internet. lol.
  • F4G1TR0N - June 17, 2011 3:27 p.m.

    But that takes away the fun :3
  • EnigmaSpirit - June 17, 2011 3:16 p.m.

    Why get this game? Grow a pair and use this magical thing called the internet. You get to see even more!
  • F4G1TR0N - June 17, 2011 3:10 p.m.

    I think I have become more robot now
  • Wasabense - June 17, 2011 3:07 p.m.


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