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Good news for sex-pests: Safe, guilt-free groping is coming by way of feel-'em-up simulators for Kinect

Are you a raging pervert who's grown tired of the constant risk of public social fallout and the persistent threat of the police? Are you too cheap to pay for the more accomodating standards of the prostitution industry? Is your PC set up amongst the array of convenient wipe-clean surfaces customarily required by a man of your tastes and persuasions? Then Kinect has the solution for you!

Sex game developer ThriXXX Software is working on making its products work with Kinect's hands-free motion control. There's an NSFW demo video up on YouTube (for now) to show you how it all works. Clue: It's a bit like tiger tickling, only not. And in case your hands are currently too busy to manage multiple tabs, we've embedded that video below. Minors and those offended by fleshy polygon groping, turn away now.

Excited? Disgusted? Amused? Vaguely disturbed? Let me know in the comments, if you haven't just gone too blind to type.

Thanks, G4. We think.

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43 comments

  • JimmyCooldaddy - December 17, 2010 1:39 p.m.

    first! They don't sell adult rated games on 360
  • TheWhitestMexican - December 17, 2010 1:40 p.m.

    "Excited? Disgusted? Amused? Vaguely disturbed?" I'd say all of the above.
  • mattdark - December 17, 2010 1:41 p.m.

    TBh, im kinda impressed with the implementation of it. Was quite surprised they got it to both move the camera and grope the girls at the same time. Only problem is that then it seem to leave neither of your hands free :D
  • monsterhunter3rox - December 17, 2010 1:45 p.m.

    O.o what.
  • Stabby_Joe - December 17, 2010 1:51 p.m.

    Microsoft have already issued a statement saying they're not letting it get published on the 360.
  • felipe222 - December 17, 2010 1:52 p.m.

    @mattdark ROFL!
  • JMAN1156 - December 17, 2010 1:55 p.m.

    Is anyone else turned off by the fact she has less life then a Barbie doll? I don't understand how this sells. Not published? Sounds like a underground game then.
  • RCTrucker7 - December 17, 2010 2 p.m.

    @JimCooldaddy - The game is for the PC. The Kinect unit is hooked up to the PC for use.
  • StrayGator - December 17, 2010 2:07 p.m.

    News: Rule 34!
  • Ilyere - December 17, 2010 2:14 p.m.

    Did they take a tip from the guys over in Japan? (Sorry, no offence to you guys, but...)
  • Japanaman - December 17, 2010 2:17 p.m.

    Vaguely disturbed? Yes. This one apparently left MS Microsoft.
  • bluscorp - December 17, 2010 2:18 p.m.

    All i could was laugh. Even the man demoing it is ashamed of it.
  • Overlord153 - December 17, 2010 2:51 p.m.

    When you say excited what kind of excited are we talking about? reCAPTCHA remarta sections.... Sounds like another place where guys can grope the girl.
  • AgentKidSociety - December 17, 2010 2:58 p.m.

    Co-op mode?...
  • Crabhand - December 17, 2010 3:05 p.m.

    I'm loving the totally pro collision detection making sure you don't pull out her heart. I wonder what kind of tactile feedback she gives? And can I call her Skittles? I need this.
  • CancerMan - December 17, 2010 3:15 p.m.

    I am so turned on right now.
  • RicePuddingUK - December 17, 2010 3:26 p.m.

    At least the outcome of asking the wife for a threesome contains less of a risk of going wrong.
  • SideOfBeef - December 17, 2010 3:39 p.m.

    So... what happens when this starts showing up on people's achievements?
  • OneWithWaves - December 17, 2010 4:12 p.m.

    I love how this article was posted under Kinectimals...
  • ithurtstopoop - December 17, 2010 4:28 p.m.

    Is this donkey punch compatable?

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