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  • Dyfan - October 11, 2012 7:57 a.m.

    Ya'know, when they said that the pussy would find ME on the island, I was expecting sonething a little different.
  • Lawz1 - October 11, 2012 7:53 a.m.

    "This isnt the pussy your looking for"
  • Lawz1 - October 11, 2012 7:51 a.m.

    "This isnt the pussy im looking for"
  • Crimpybones - October 11, 2012 7:50 a.m.

    Have I ever told you the definition of soiling ones self?
  • Immortal_Knight - October 11, 2012 7:10 a.m.

    HA HA HA! That guy is so gonna get pwned!
  • Crypto140 - October 11, 2012 7:04 a.m.

    Oh I get it, hazing the new guy
  • winner2 - October 11, 2012 6:46 a.m.

    I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT MY COOKIE!
  • owen-jones - October 11, 2012 5:13 a.m.

    The threat of armed guards didnt deter the crazy cat lady... she just threw bigger cats
  • KidKatana - October 11, 2012 1:59 a.m.

    Sex Panther: 65% of the time it works...every time.
  • bahamut5550123 - October 11, 2012 12:51 a.m.

    That's not my Cheetah skin rug is it?
  • bahamut5550123 - October 11, 2012 12:44 a.m.

    Kenyans are fast, Just not cheetah fast... lol
  • Robalvarez2010 - October 10, 2012 11:52 p.m.

    This is one of the best 3d movie effects that I have ever seen. It actually looks like its coming towards me.
  • dean-williams - October 10, 2012 10:16 p.m.

    Man, this trip has been a real CATastrophe!
  • Elfish Shepard - October 10, 2012 9:54 p.m.

    Hmmm I wonder if this is the pussy I want ?
  • woarber - October 10, 2012 9:39 p.m.

    No one knows why Charles gave the panther viagra, but we do know that the hospital bill was tremendous.
  • nomadicsoul - October 10, 2012 8:52 p.m.

    Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6bPophIlSg
  • lmaocarrots - October 10, 2012 7:36 p.m.

    NO, I didn't kill Mufasa! I am Mufasa!
  • sam-onorato - October 10, 2012 7:30 p.m.

    Tiger: "Does my breath smell funny?" Solider: "Damn, where do we keep those giant tic-tac shotgun shells?"
  • AmnSoldier - October 10, 2012 6:47 p.m.

    Dammit, I knew I should've had that cake this morning!
  • Cutter9792 - October 10, 2012 6:22 p.m.

    I know whatever I say will be a far cry from funny, and this is quite the crysis trying to think up a good line, but I'm going to put on my best warface and try to get a ryse out of y'all. Contest Entry poem! (with apologies) I know this game is pretty, I find myself rather torn. Should I watch more gameplay or stay up and watch more porn? I know this game looks deep, but so did Deus Ex. I could just be cheap and spend the cash on oral sex. I know game looks fun, in a simple kind of way. Rather than a hired gun, serving a bullet buffet. I know you play some tourist, stumbling here and fro. He hasn't got Jack's hair, the surest way to get a blow. I know I sound hung up and maybe am stroking my vanity. Hey, did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

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