Highlight of the Week: This is how a real man asks a woman out to dinner

One of the best things about the new Mortal Kombat has to be Johnny Cage. He's undoubtedly a dick (only a dick would tattoo 'Johnny' across his chest), but he plays it so well that it's impossible not to like the guy. Without him, Mortal Kombat's ridiculous pantomime plot would feel way too sincere. This is just one of Johnny's many outstanding story mode moments:

Whaddaguy. Of course, another reason to love Johnny Cage is his ability to disable opponents by punching them really hard in the genitals.

(Music by The Disco King)

April 21, 2011

HOTW: The FBI man and the incoherent interrogation 
Things get awkward in small town America 


HOTW: A four-year old ragdoll browser game. Really
It's QWOP - the game that lets you run like a drunk


HOTW: Actually, if it's been in your mouth...
Ryo is probably better off taking the loss on this one



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