Everyone's favorite bald-headed assassin appears to be up to his old tricks in South Dakota. Agent 47's handiwork was recently documented in a copy of the Hope News Times, a fictional newspaper distributed by Square Enix to help keep tabs on the killer in advance of his next appearance in Hitman: Absolution.
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An orchestrated car crash caused by a young bikini model who just “happened” to be on break? And severe head trauma? That sound like Agent 47's style.
The fake report also mentions Blake Dexter, a small town industrialist who we're sure will end up on the receiving end of a choking wire. Or maybe we're reading too much into it?
This is apparently the first of numerous mock Hitman reports to come. The full story will be revealed when Hitman: Absolution hits PS3, Xbox 360, and PC later this year.
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