Everyone's favorite bald-headed
assassin appears to be up to his old tricks in South Dakota. Agent
47's handiwork was recently documented in a copy of the Hope News
Times, a fictional newspaper distributed by Square Enix to help keep
tabs on the killer in advance of his next appearance in Hitman:
Need help spotting the important
bit? Here, read this one again:
An orchestrated car crash caused by a
young bikini model who just “happened” to be on break? And severe
head trauma? That sound like Agent 47's style.
The fake report also mentions Blake
Dexter, a small town industrialist who we're sure will end up on the
receiving end of a choking wire. Or maybe we're reading too much into it?
This is apparently the first of numerous
mock Hitman reports to come. The full story will be revealed when
Hitman: Absolution hits PS3, Xbox 360, and PC later this year.