Good news for sex-pests: Safe, guilt-free groping is coming by way of feel-'em-up simulators for Kinect

Are you a raging pervert who's grown tired of the constant risk of public social fallout and the persistent threat of the police? Are you too cheap to pay for the more accomodating standards of the prostitution industry? Is your PC set up amongst the array of convenient wipe-clean surfaces customarily required by a man of your tastes and persuasions? Then Kinect has the solution for you!

Sex game developer ThriXXX Software is working on making its products work with Kinect's hands-free motion control. There's an NSFW demo video up on YouTube (for now) to show you how it all works. Clue: It's a bit like tiger tickling, only not. And in case your hands are currently too busy to manage multiple tabs, we've embedded that video below. Minors and those offended by fleshy polygon groping, turn away now.

Excited? Disgusted? Amused? Vaguely disturbed? Let me know in the comments, if you haven't just gone too blind to type.

Thanks, G4. We think.