Spurious Awards Of The Week

Timing Of The Week

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Now that Merlin is being broadcast so late on a Saturday night, the writers seem to be taking full advantage of the fact that the last five minutes are post-watershed. Who’d have thought four years ago the show would have a fisting gag?

Rubbish Effect Of The Week

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The blue screen work and that CG octopus on Haven are fooling no-one.

Costume Designer Of The Week

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Looks like Jean-Paul Gaultier has joined the Red Dwarf production team.

Fictional Break-Up Of The Week

Gillian Anderson denied all those recent rumours that she and David Duchovny were dating in a Guardian interview this week, but it seems she would have been happy to play along for a while if her old X-Files mate hadn’t revealed the truth first. “You mean me and David [Duchovny], romantically? No, there wasn't any truth in that. I was enjoying the ludicracy [sic] of it for a while, but then he started denying it publicly and so I lost all my enjoyment of it… I emailed him at one point and said: ‘You left the toilet seat up again.’”

Surprise Cameo Of The Week

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We know David Tennant has become a bit of an advert whore recently, but we were still a bit surprised when a thinly-disguised 10th Doctor turned up in a car insurance ad that fell out of mag delivered to the office. “I am not an animal, I am Time Lord!”

Sing-A-Long Of The Week

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Bizarre Concept For An Infographic Of The Week

Zombies Vs Floor Covering. Full marks to BuyFloors for thinking outside of the box.

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SFX Sandwich Of The Week

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Cheers to Crown Jules for alerting us to this fine bit of subliminal advertising.

Last Supper Of The Week

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One day every telefantasy show will have its own Last Supper tribute . Here’s the latest, from Deviant Artist Sheilalala .

Cake Of The Week

Eye Of Mordor wedding cake, courtesy of Cake Central . Perfect for any Sam and Rosies getting married out there. Unless it brings back bad memories…

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Yearbook Photos Of The Week

Supervillains Green Goblin, Bane, Loki, Venom, Two-Face, and Sinestro back in their high school days, courtesy of Deviant Artist GhostHause .

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Scarecrow Of The Week

Begun the clone straws have. Just one of a bewildering number of Star Wars scarecrows to be found here . [via nodwick.com ]

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Mash-Up Of The Week

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Portal 2 meets Halo .

Rewritten History Of The Week

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After 150 years, the truth is revealed. [via cheezburger.com ]

Dave Golder
Freelance Writer

Dave is a TV and film journalist who specializes in the science fiction and fantasy genres. He's written books about film posters and post-apocalypses, alongside writing for SFX Magazine for many years.