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Rejoice! "Flying Out Enormous Breast Drama Hyper Battle" now FINALLY an officially recognised genre

So yeah, long story short. Marvellous Entertainment, the publisher and developer behind Harvest Moon, Half-Minute Hero and Bomberman Land, have announced a new game for the 3DS. And in a David-Cage-rivalling move, they have created a new genre to label it with.  Actually, it's a David-Cage-beating move, because while the Heavy Rain man simply claims that a mix of old-school adventure game, Resident Evil and Dragon's Lair is a brand new, never-before-seen experience, Marvellous have come up with the world's first "Flying Enormous Breast Drama Hyper Battle".

Whether it turns out to be a genuine brand new genre or not, the fact that said phrase now exists guarantees Marvellous a special seat in Valhalla forevermore.


Above: Kagura planner Kenichiro Takaki's previous game, Ikki Tousen Xross Impact. Expect basically exactly what you see above, but in 3D

Kagura is the game in question. It's a 2D side-scrolling action game, in which good female student ninjas battle it out against the evil ninjas on contract to corrupt politicians and corporations. Not much word on the exact game mechanics yet, but what we do know is that the five girls in question will have destructible clothing and that Marvellous have taken the trouble to include their breast sizes in their character bios. Oh, and one of them is a bit notorious for sexually harrassing the other students.

Also, the 3DS' 3D will be used to have the girls' extremities pop out of the screen from time to time. Hence the "Flying out" part.

Obviously.

Cheers muchly, Andriasang.

April 13th, 2011

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20 comments

  • quincytheodore - April 14, 2011 5:20 a.m.

    You know someone (everyone).. somewhere (everywhere) will think of this when they saw 3DS. It's a given, finally mankind has proper technology to make this happen. I don't usually do this, but considering the absurdity and the timing.. recaptcha: anal suca (the rest is some alien symbols)
  • Shenlong4517 - April 14, 2011 4:20 a.m.

    Sniff... It's... It's beautiful!
  • AirickG - April 14, 2011 1:20 a.m.

    This is textbook *FACEPALM*
  • Robusken - April 13, 2011 10:39 p.m.

    I-i don't know if I should feel excited or bothered by this.
  • Terrorrizor - April 13, 2011 9:34 p.m.

    Young female students? You can count on Roman Polanski pr-ordering this with a special 3ds skin bundle.
  • Asmodean - April 13, 2011 9:05 p.m.

    I protest! Getting a boner should not be a marketing ploy, plus I wish I could have though of this first, so I could make a million dollars.
  • Larinah - April 13, 2011 7:18 p.m.

    3D boobs? Screw the real things, I'm SO ON THIS! (j/k) seriously though, I'll bet that other developers hop on this bandwagon. Any brawler with women and destructible clothing is obviously going to be pretty interesting to say the least, hehe.
  • Kyo - April 13, 2011 5:36 p.m.

    i know a new game I'm looking forward too ;D
  • bilstar - April 13, 2011 5:14 p.m.

    Jubblies!!
  • MrWrighty987 - April 13, 2011 4:53 p.m.

    If this game comes to the UK i will buy a 3DS.
  • CitizenWolfie - April 13, 2011 3:06 p.m.

    I wonder what the stylus will be used for... It was bad enough asking for Project Rub when the DS came out :s
  • superdude0905 - April 13, 2011 2:08 p.m.

    Finally, I've been petitioning for this for years, now i have an acceptable excuse to watch anime boobies. "Don't worry, the game industry says it's ok". Thank you Japan
  • Crabhand - April 13, 2011 1:21 p.m.

    Now here is something I can get behind.
  • AntistasMetroid - April 13, 2011 1:18 p.m.

    I LOVE BOOBIES!
  • Tariqwahab - April 13, 2011 1:11 p.m.

    Marvellous Entertainment = WINNING !!
  • sirdilznik - April 13, 2011 12:51 p.m.

    Two questions: 1) Is it coming stateside? 2) When can I pre-order? reCaptcha= analogy. pounde Hmmmm....
  • OhMyJosh - April 13, 2011 12:46 p.m.

    If only you could waggle your Wii to this. I'm sure hooters can find a way :D
  • Robx - April 13, 2011 12:42 p.m.

    this genre won't just appeal horny teenagers, now David Houghtons too!
  • EwoksTasteLikeChicken - April 13, 2011 11:43 a.m.

    Oh, what a shame that I don't plan on getting a 3DS.
  • jackthemenace - April 13, 2011 11:33 a.m.

    Oh good, I needed a new genre to replace "Enslave-small-creatures-and-force-them-to-fight-each-other-for-amusement". That's pokemon, In case you're wondering.

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