Ninja Gaiden's Sixaxis boob wobble in action

Sixaxis control started off as a novelty, then a chore. Then it became a joke. Now it's come full-circle to become a novelty again, acting as boob control in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 - surely the finest use of the technology we've yet seen.

"What have you done?" asks Ayane at the start of the video. A fine question and we'd probably ask the same in her position. As for us... anyone else's arms ache?

30 Sep, 2009

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  • romanov - October 21, 2009 7:21 p.m.

    rofl that is a game worth buying
  • neon6 - October 10, 2009 4:58 a.m.

    That is the greatest way I have ever seen anyone use Sixaxis of all time.
  • GR_JustinTowell - October 7, 2009 10:30 a.m.

    Yeah, it was in MGS4, but not available as frequently as this...
  • Japanjack - October 7, 2009 1:45 a.m.

    Stolen from MGS4, correct?
  • bluewolfer - October 6, 2009 1:39 a.m.

  • Cyberninja - October 4, 2009 10:45 p.m.

    so whats dead or alive going to be like you can only imagine
  • Smeggs - October 4, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    Looks like the boobs have finally been posessed by a demon, A demon that makes jugs go from jiggling to breast siezures.
  • 435 - October 4, 2009 12:39 p.m.

    I must attach my SIXAXIS to a wheel and spin it mercilessly, to see if they will be beaten unconscious. reCAPTCHA: polisher melons (ahahahahahaha)
  • waffledragon33 - October 3, 2009 1:07 p.m.

    i dont know what to say
  • lovinmyps3 - October 2, 2009 8:16 p.m.

    Damnit! Now I gotta trade my 360 copy for the PS3 copy! XD
  • walker105 - October 2, 2009 12:36 p.m.

    lmfao!!!! crazy stuff n very nice jugs. but i think ti just another way to secretly get kids into this filth lol
  • Samael - October 2, 2009 2:24 a.m.

    @Amnesiac QFT. It's just getting ridiculous.
  • CH3BURASHKA - October 2, 2009 1:58 a.m.

    That's actually very disturbing. This is what would happen if Doctor Octavius created 4 mechanical boobs instead of arms. Though I can't imagine why.
  • Amnesiac - October 2, 2009 12:29 a.m.

    Team Ninja: TOTALLY not reinforcing negative stereotypes about Japan.
  • Kytl - October 2, 2009 12:01 a.m.

    i'm terrified by what Team Ninja has planned for Samus in Other M
  • bar1scorpio - October 1, 2009 11:26 p.m.

    Wow. Saw The Escapist (Home of Zero Punctuation) do a bit on this in their ENN segment. Thought it was a joke. For the love of god, I thought it was a joke...
  • drprofessor - October 1, 2009 10:58 p.m.

    Epic win. lol
  • Tasty_Pasta - October 1, 2009 10:52 p.m.

    Well MGS4 did this before Ninja Gaiden, but the Ninja Gaiden boobs are so much more ample :)
  • cart00n - October 1, 2009 10:02 p.m.

  • Yeager1122 - October 1, 2009 9:25 p.m.