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Words: on February 6, 2013
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223 comments

  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:23 a.m.

    On today's episode of Sesame Street: Proper Bludgeoning Technique and The Perfect Hit

  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:09 a.m.

    In a recent deal with PBS.....

  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:02 a.m.

    PSA: 1 in every 47 hitmen are furries. Some having an addiction so bad it affects their work. Pictured above: Crippling addiction

  • wolfyman1000 - February 7, 2013 6:45 a.m.

    and this is where your goose gets cooked

  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 6:45 a.m.

    That awkward moment when you're in a giant yellow bird costume.

  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 6:38 a.m.

    Mardi Gras 2013

  • Raptor38 - February 7, 2013 6:36 a.m.

    The Colonel always has 47 advertise his restaurant while on the job

  • P0ck3tC1am - February 7, 2013 5:55 a.m.

    I ain't no Turkey.

  • matt-appleyard - February 7, 2013 3:50 a.m.

    Knowing people may suspect fowl play, agent 47 still thought it would be hentertaining to dress as everyone's favourite farm animal and cause an egg-splosion or two.

  • ninja-key - February 7, 2013 3:16 a.m.

    Tell me punk do you feel clucky?

  • Knuckles987 - February 7, 2013 3:10 a.m.

    They thought they could choke his chicken. They were wrong.

  • OmgWaTF - February 7, 2013 3:02 a.m.

    Who the fuck ordered the 2-piece!? *silence*

  • Axium45 - February 7, 2013 2:31 a.m.

    Chirp! Motherfukers!

  • AshesOfTheWake - February 7, 2013 12:03 a.m.

    Bright colour? Check. Costume designed to draw attention? Check. Fully visible face? Check. Agent 47 is the master of disguise.

  • SPARDA666 - February 6, 2013 11:36 p.m.

    Go on call me chicken ! I FUCKIN DARE YA !

  • SPARDA666 - February 6, 2013 11:33 p.m.

    First the guy who plays elmo is a sex offender. Now Big Birds a fuckin mass murderer ! Next weeks headline: Oscar the grouch has joined al qaeda.

  • GANKUTSU-O-TAKU - February 6, 2013 11:30 p.m.

    "They were out of Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam costumes OKAY!!! Now you gonna do you you're taxes here or should I just Direct Deposit some lead through both your eyes Boondock Saints style?..."

  • superflyspy - February 6, 2013 11:28 p.m.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Homicide

  • superflyspy - February 6, 2013 11:25 p.m.

    Shown above: Subtly

  • ILiekChez - February 6, 2013 11:06 p.m.

    The target was Link, Agent 47 dressed for the occasion.

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