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223 comments

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 9:31 a.m.

    Taking his job serious since 2000

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 9:29 a.m.

    "Dress up as a colorful bird"- The Art of War by Sun Tzu

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 9:25 a.m.

    News Alert: Who the police are now calling the "Killer Cock" has struck again. His motives are unknown but it seems he only attacking at the crack of dawn. And on a unrelated note: Beef prices skyrocket.

  • RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 9:22 a.m.

    Why So Serious? Cluck

  • RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 9:21 a.m.

    I think we know how Paul Walker got the job now.

  • RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 9:20 a.m.

    Even Sesame Street isn't a safe place to live anymore.

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 9:15 a.m.

    The new quick weight loss diet, the "47 Diet": Lose 100% of your weight in 0.6 seconds

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 9:16 a.m.

    Eat anything you want and then just make a phone call

  • arctic00 - February 9, 2013 9:13 a.m.

    Do you want a side of fat-free lead with your chicken cob salad?

  • arctic00 - February 9, 2013 9:08 a.m.

    Sly wouldn't cast me in The Expendables so I'm making my own movie, The Edibles. Eat lead droppings beeootch!

  • jack-hannaway - February 9, 2013 8:56 a.m.

    Rick.....have you ever heard the expression the customers always right? Well here I am... the customer!

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 8:38 a.m.

    This "Bird of Prey" just wanted to be a "Freebird"

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 8:27 a.m.

    The fruitful results of years of experience, genetic engineering, and Avisodomy.

  • phenom93 - February 9, 2013 8:22 a.m.

    Nothing personal Colonel Sanders, this is just business.

  • lazyboyblue - February 9, 2013 7:45 a.m.

    The hand grenades are disguised as eggs and covertly hidden somewhere that gives 47 a more convining chicken walk.

  • JBizFoShiz - February 9, 2013 7:41 a.m.

    Coming up next, on Hitman v. Food...

  • lazyboyblue - February 9, 2013 7:41 a.m.

    Diana: Ok 47; Your client is a guy named Foghorn leghorn, your target is a colonel by the name of Sanders.

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 7:32 a.m.

    47’s iPod (set on repeat): "Songbird" - Oasis "Blackbird” - The Beatles "Three Little Birds"- Bob Marley "Freebird"- Lynyrd Skynyrd “When Doves Cry”- Prince "Turn! Turn! Turn!” -The Byrds “Learning To Fly” (Live)- Tom Petty "Little Wing" - The Jimi Hendrix Experience "Rockin' Robin" - Bobby Day "Bird Song"-The Grateful Dead "Mr. Tambourine Man"- The Byrds "Turn! Turn! Turn!” - The Byrds

  • crazyjatt317 - February 9, 2013 7:21 a.m.

    If chickens with handguns don't convince you to become a vegetarian, nothing will

  • superflyspy - February 9, 2013 6:58 a.m.

    Big Cock Johnson Strikes Again!!!

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