Cannes 2010: Ten-Second Review - Black Heaven

Cannes 2010 is great and all, with all it's highly literary dramas and weighty think pieces - but what this festival really needs is a bit of pace, someone to grab the bull by the balls and tell it how it is.

Thankfully, Total Film has just the man for the job; Deputy Editor Jamie Graham, a man for whom finishing in ten seconds has never been a problem...

Here, in the first of this series, he sums up his thoughts about French drama Black Heaven;

There you go. Never has a man satisfied so much in so short a time.

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Editor-at-Large, Total Film

Jamie Graham is the Editor-at-Large of Total Film magazine. You'll likely find them around these parts reviewing the biggest films on the planet and speaking to some of the biggest stars in the business – that's just what Jamie does. Jamie has also written for outlets like SFX and the Sunday Times Culture, and appeared on podcasts exploring the wondrous worlds of occult and horror.