Warning: step away from the pad. It’sdefinitely going to kill you. Don’t you know playing video games for more than 36 consecutive seconds is worse for you than chain smoking, hard drug abuse and eating at theHeart Attack Grill? Well, that’s what the internet tells us, anyway. And we all know the internet is never wrong. Never!
That’s why we’ve picked up five cases of rampant game sensationalism and treated them will the kind of grounded, thorough analysis and reverence they deserve. That, or we totally take the piss out of them.