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VIDEO: Dead or Alive's 'wank mode' revealed

After our rather splendid Friday visit from two real-life Dead or Alive girls, we were left with a shiny Dead or Alive Paradise UMD. Having spent some... er... 'quality time' with it over the weekend, we thought you'd like to see it's biggest new addition - Private Paradise mode, or 'wank mode' as we like to call it.

It's greyed out at the beginning and opens up once you've completed a cycle of the game (15 virtual days). From that point, you can revisit any of the 'Venus scenes' that you've seen where the girls kick back and relax, solo-style. You can take more photos and get them to change into any swimsuit you've bought so far.

If this sounds seedy, there's no denying it - it is. It even loops back to the beginning so you don't have to press any buttons on your PSP to watch it again (eeew). Take a look:



Of course, there's nothing very exciting here. You see, the press shots make you think the game will look like this:

 

It actually looks like this:

You can save the pictures out to your memory stick and then look at them on PC later... presumably to aid those studying for a photography qualification.


Above: Here's Hitomi stretching by the pool


Above: Here's Hitomi riding a bike


Above: And here's Hitomi writing out the restraining order

As for the game... it's a pretty straight conversion of the Xbox 360 DOAX2, only apparently without the water slide. Or the jet ski. Or the butt battle. Or even the flag diving. Look out for a review of what there is in the near future.

22 Mar, 2010

7 comments

  • philipshaw - March 23, 2010 1:33 p.m.

    I knew the screenshots looked too good to be a PSP game
  • rxb - March 23, 2010 1:18 p.m.

    That video, and this game offend my eyes. If any body does have a shuffle to this they need serious help. Even Littlewoods catalog is better.
  • humpiedumpie - March 23, 2010 8:32 a.m.

    Oeeeeh PIXELS! Omnomnomnomnom
  • Cyberninja - March 22, 2010 8:53 p.m.

    the people who made this are pervs
  • Amnesiac - March 22, 2010 7:07 p.m.

    Has anyone else seen the other adds for this game, which describe the girls' measurements and include videos of guys enacting masturbation puns (choking a rubber chicken or beating a slab of meat)? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. At least Tecmo knows exactly who they are marketing to.
  • ParagonFury - March 22, 2010 5:04 p.m.

    Ah Team Ninja. Haven't failed us yet.
  • GoldenMe - March 22, 2010 4:51 p.m.

    Why are you guys following this so much? Those screenshots don't even look fap-able.

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