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Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

39 terrifying monsters we used to think were sexy

Words: on July 9, 2009
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90 comments

  • nutella - July 10, 2009 5:51 a.m.

    i got turned off after seeing lara and that chinese girl thing with the squashed face.

  • dweller - July 10, 2009 4:36 a.m.

    It's difficult to go back to triangles.

  • JizzyB - July 10, 2009 4:29 a.m.

    LOL @ Nina from Tekken 2. I thought of Michael Jackson before I even read the caption.

  • phoenix_wings - July 10, 2009 4 a.m.

    lmao @ Silvermech--"C'mon guys, everyone knows that boob physics didn't really get interesting until the 'hyper gravity' era!" I never understood polygon 'babes.' My friends had this whole fangirl thing going with Squall and Zell from FF8. To be fair--I think that Aya Brea looked ehh better? (in cut-scenes AND in-game) in PE II (still fugly) than in PE.

  • Harmon20 - July 10, 2009 3:02 a.m.

    take THAT Tifa lovers! oh, and her non-battle appearance was even worse... And I couldn't help but notice that her legs in the official art are about 1.5x the size of her from the waist up...

  • ELpork - July 10, 2009 2:54 a.m.

    Thanks to giggle physics, this is no longer a problem.... haha I'm an ass. PS: Recaptcha: Peptics$287,579,000

  • FunkyAl - July 9, 2009 11:52 p.m.

    What about the fairies from OoT?

  • sklorbit - July 9, 2009 11:51 p.m.

    you left out a couple good ones. how about meryl from metal gear solid or samus from metroid? those are two HUGE ones! recapcha: wisest reaction... i dont know why i liked that one

  • Curtis_Stone - July 9, 2009 10:38 p.m.

    Rival Schools sequel...Do want...

  • GoldenMe - July 9, 2009 10:28 p.m.

    Hah. Voldo.

  • iKOemos - July 9, 2009 10:23 p.m.

    GAAAHH KILL SOPHIA!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • garnsr - July 9, 2009 10:07 p.m.

    Those were three long pages. But don't we really need to see these in motion to tell if they're really as disturbing as they seem?

  • LordsOfTechno - July 9, 2009 9:29 p.m.

    As soon as I read "pyramid breasts" I knew that Lara Croft would appear in this article...

  • cronoman66 - July 9, 2009 9:22 p.m.

    interesting that alot of these are fighters, also you made me remember Dino Crisis, taught me not to get too close to windows, or dinosaurs will burst through them

  • manaconda - July 9, 2009 8:59 p.m.

    classic feature. i love you mikel.

  • Ravenbom - July 9, 2009 8:49 p.m.

    Should link to Sexy Fan Art too, since most of the ladies in this article are found in there too.

  • deathrebellion - July 19, 2009 5:56 p.m.

    oh ya MJ comment = ROFLMAO :D

  • deathrebellion - July 19, 2009 5:55 p.m.

    Why do u guys bring up voldo when ur tlking abt girls xD i did like Alana And Mace from Fighting Force but now i'm having 2nd thoughts

  • LivingRemains - July 19, 2009 4:34 p.m.

    I actually owned thrill kill my dad was stationed in korea and he got im probably one of the few americans to have it.

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