The Top 7... "That’s a Dude!?" game characters

It’s time for androgyny

This isn%26rsquo;t simply an excuse to point and laugh at the femmy kid, heavens no! We at GamesRadar are well aware there%26rsquo;s no humor to be mined from the transgendered, and that being gay is, most certainly, serious business. Nay, this PC article is a semi-researched, gender-bending celebration! And when need be, we%26rsquo;ve got reasoning, fan art, and crotch shots to back up our claims of confusion. Um... so there.



Shades of Lady:
- Semi-exposed midriff
- Absolutely adorable hair
- Cries

Proof of Penis:
- Kissed a girl once. But anyone of drinking age and access to a Girls Gone Wild commercial, or college, knows girl kissin%26rsquo; is no longer the sport of men alone.

The Final Fantasy series isn%26rsquo;t exactly known for its masculine protagonists, but Tidus (which we%26rsquo;ve taken to boldypronouncing as %26ldquo;Tit-us%26rdquo;) was a whole different ball of wax. Early on we see a refusal to part with his half-hoodie while underwater and go shirtless with the rest of his fellow aquatic athletes that can only be described as Mulan-esque.


Above: "Dude, lose the hoodie! You're draggin' the team down!"

But if you skipped the Blitzball portion of his past, as most gamers did, you were presented with a character capable ofhormonal moods swings, swerving from giggle puss to crying jag in a Zanarkand minute.


Above:Tidus propositions Steve Carell


Shades of Lady:
- A red mane that's the envy of all
- Dons a purdy pink corset

Proof of Penis:
- Kind of a player
-A self-centered prick


Above:Fan Art by ~Kara-pu

You may not know it to look at him, but Zelos is actually quite the lady's man -and not the other way around. Plus he%26rsquo;s no stranger to spying on women in the shower, and that%26rsquo;s something you%26rsquo;d never catch a lady doing. Think about it...


Shades of Lady:
- Candy colored clothing
- A hint of mascara

Proof of Penis:


Above: Neither camel toe, nor moose knuckle - It%26rsquo;s a draw, folks!

It%26rsquo;s funny, before the recent update, no one bothered questioning the sex of Sega%26rsquo;s favorite preening eunuch. Guy, girl - who cared? He could fly, and that%26rsquo;s all that mattered. But Journey of Dreams made the ambiguity of Nights' gender slightly more menacing by giving "it" a voice that can only be described as half female and half demon.

Oh yeah... and he/she, uh, has a tendency to kidnap troubled children in their sleep and ask them to touch him. Her... whatever. This isn%26rsquo;t necessarily isn%26rsquo;t gender specific, but we dare say it%26rsquo;s somewhat inappropriate.



Shades of Lady:

- The prettiest green dress you ever did see!
- Goth-chic haircut

Proof of Penis:
- A voice that could wake the Gods.

Hey, some people can pull off a green tunic, others... not so much. Jiro may look like a young Natalie Portman, but once you hear his booming English voice over, it%26rsquo;s clear this dragon-capable firebrand is all man. Or boy.

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