The Top 7... "That’s a Dude!?" game characters

It’s time for androgyny

Words: on August 25, 2008

“Damn, that girl is smokin... oh... that’s a guy?” Surely, we’ve all fallen victim to such a scenario. Not you, you say! You’re a hardcore gamer with 20/20 vision and a keen eye for Adam’s apples and moose knuckles? Fine! Many of us aren’t as perceptive, so we’ve decided to highlight those brave folks who might not have gotten their sex across the first time around.

This isn’t simply an excuse to point and laugh at the femmy kid, heavens no! We at GamesRadar are well aware there’s no humor to be mined from the transgendered, and that being gay is, most certainly, serious business. Nay, this PC article is a semi-researched, gender-bending celebration! And when need be, we’ve got reasoning, fan art, and crotch shots to back up our claims of confusion. Um... so there.


  
Shades of Lady:
- Semi-exposed midriff
- Absolutely adorable hair
- Cries

Proof of Penis: 
- Kissed a girl once. But anyone of drinking age and access to a Girls Gone Wild commercial, or college, knows girl kissin’ is no longer the sport of men alone.

The Final Fantasy series isn’t exactly known for its masculine protagonists, but Tidus (which we’ve taken to boldy pronouncing as “Tit-us”) was a whole different ball of wax. Early on we see a refusal to part with his half-hoodie while underwater and go shirtless with the rest of his fellow aquatic athletes that can only be described as Mulan-esque.


Above: "Dude, lose the hoodie! You're draggin' the team down!"

But if you skipped the Blitzball portion of his past, as most gamers did, you were presented with a character capable of hormonal moods swings, swerving from giggle puss to crying jag in a Zanarkand minute.


Above: Tidus propositions Steve Carell

 
Shades of Lady:
- A red mane that's the envy of all
- Dons a purdy pink corset

Proof of Penis:
- Kind of a player
- A self-centered prick


Above: Fan Art by ~Kara-pu 

You may not know it to look at him, but Zelos is actually quite the lady's man - and not the other way around. Plus he’s no stranger to spying on women in the shower, and that’s something you’d never catch a lady doing. Think about it...


 

Shades of Lady:
- Candy colored clothing
- A hint of mascara

Proof of Penis:

Above: Neither camel toe, nor moose knuckle - It’s a draw, folks! 

It’s funny, before the recent update, no one bothered questioning the sex of Sega’s favorite preening eunuch. Guy, girl - who cared? He could fly, and that’s all that mattered. But Journey of Dreams made the ambiguity of Nights' gender  slightly more menacing by giving "it" a voice that can only be described as half female and half demon. 

Oh yeah... and he/she, uh, has a tendency to kidnap troubled children in their sleep and ask them to touch him. Her... whatever. This isn’t necessarily isn’t gender specific, but we dare say it’s somewhat inappropriate.



Shades of Lady:

- The prettiest green dress you ever did see!
- Goth-chic haircut

Proof of Penis:
- A voice that could wake the Gods.

Hey, some people can pull off a green tunic, others... not so much. Jiro may look like a young Natalie Portman, but once you hear his booming English voice over, it’s clear this dragon-capable firebrand is all man. Or boy.

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  • Chaoscoolperson

    Chaoscoolperson  - 1 year, 3 months ago  - Report

    I think sora from Kingdom Hearts should have been on this list.

    I seriously didn't think he was a guy until I saw Kingdom Hearts 2 being played.
  • Viandemoisie

    Viandemoisie  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Wait!
    Samus is not there?
  • loganb4295

    loganb4295  - 2 years ago  - Report

    BLOODY HELL!!! Birdo's a GUY!!!! i feel real bad for yoshi when he finds about this.
  • seiglegar

    seiglegar  - 2 years ago  - Report

    Birdo, male, wtf!

    but just fyi, yoshi is a girl... yoshi actualy means girl, she didn't have a name in the origional the us transtation team just thought "here yoshi" sounded better than "here girl" so left it and it eventualy became a name
  • zeldagirl64

    zeldagirl64  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    Wait a minute... does that mean NiGHTS evil twin is a GIRL and not a BOY?! GARH!

    Oh and as I watched the video I was typing this... My anti-robot code thing is
    "connected firm-"
  • zeldagirl64

    zeldagirl64  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    cog114-
    Wierd...
    It said NiGHTS was a girl in the game itself... How is SheHe ItBi not at 2?
  • C-Dog245

    C-Dog245  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    FIONNOH! I thought that Zelos was a girl at first. If I hadn't read the title first I'd fap to her.
  • daveygtheone

    daveygtheone  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    lol, i cant believe that pink thing from mario is a guy...lolz
  • Black_X_1111

    Black_X_1111  - 3 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    all we need now is a top 7 thats a chick caracters.
  • Dark_Pokemon_Luver

    Dark_Pokemon_Luver  - 3 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    Wholy Crap Zelos is a guy!? Coooool
  • adrenaguy

    adrenaguy  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    birdo... seriously? it's on the name! "bird"o. i am really quite afraid...
  • katana456

    katana456  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    The Jiro one is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obvious that it is a boy. SERIOUSLY!
  • brummboy12

    brummboy12  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    Wait Birdo was a Boy
  • Da-Ku

    Da-Ku  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    Tidus Aint A Chick, Look At His Outfit, We Would Be Able To Tell If It Was A Chick *Nudge*
  • henry.beers

    henry.beers  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    ah crap i had a crush on bridget
  • corza148

    corza148  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    ...what the hell???????? i thought that zelos was a chick wken t first looked at him. WTF?!!?!?!??!?!??! seriously, that's just disturbing... tidus i completely understand, hes a chicken-shit dumbass, but seriously, this guy is lookin' a bit too femanin.
  • CaptPhantom

    CaptPhantom  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Wheres Raiden from Metal Gear Solid??
  • cyberfreek

    cyberfreek  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    dude when i saw bridgets first picture i actually almost got a boner... but then i saw her second picture with him/her bent over and it went back down haha. and birdo has the perfect mouth for a blowjob am i right? and tidus does not look like a chick i dont know where gr got that one...
  • 1up-shroom

    1up-shroom  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    wow......birdo is a guy
  • Wave360

    Wave360  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    In MArio Superstar Baseball (GC one) Birdo actually has a wedding ring... Freaky
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