Anything that accentuates the male scrotal evil is automatically evil. Like %26lsquo;Hitler on a bad moustache day%26rsquo; evil. Because the human Johnson is clearly an inherentlyterrible thing, it should be concealed at all times, only be broken out under extreme circumstances. Perhaps, if you need to tie a rope around it to pull a car with, in order to break some sort of World%26rsquo;s Strongest Wang record.
That%26rsquo;s why, simply put, the following banana hammock-harbouring characters deserve nothing less than virtual vasectomies.