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The Top 7... shower scenes

Kicking off our Week of Babes, we've compiled a run-down of the best shower scenes in gaming. We've rated each shower on the stream itself, how clean it's getting the girl and how pleasing the facility is in general. We're sure that's what you've come here to look at too.

 

Strength/temperature of shower stream: Pretty consistent, but about 13 seconds in she appears to be re-testing the water temperature with her hands - a sure sign her flatmate has briefly turned on the hot tap in the kitchen. Lack of red marks on her back indicates this is not a power shower.

Level of cleanliness: Poor. Someone must have used up all the shower gel. Very little sluicing of lady crevices.

Quality of shower facility: Nondescript cubicle arrangement.




 

Strength/temperature of shower stream: A shower of confusion. Not only does the stream appear to come from all directions but she's also holding a detatchable shower head in her hands. Whether the primary stream is coming from that or a fixed head is not clear. A progressive arrangement - almost certainly an expensive rainforest hybrid.

Level of cleanliness: Disappointingly, an unlubricated douche. A shame given the exceptional shower.

Quality of shower facility: High level of craftmanship - especially the frosted glass doors arranged in a lift door configuration.



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12 comments

  • ThePsychopath666 - September 7, 2010 1:44 a.m.

    Xenosaga 3 is so fun. Took me forever to beat Zarathustra though, Darn his backward time move! T^T
  • Tidus53 - November 19, 2008 1:10 p.m.

    Best thing ever
  • Ibitmyeye - September 24, 2008 11:29 a.m.

    You can actually search the game on Google or some other search engine and type in something like "Xenosaga Episode III + Shower scene" and you can find the video there.
  • dropitlikeitshot - September 17, 2008 1:10 a.m.

    did sum fag on youtube flag it or is gamesradar just torturing us?!
  • cricket0 - September 27, 2008 3:02 p.m.

    This is and odd article...
  • wharcraff - September 25, 2008 4:28 p.m.

    Now that I know this I must borrow or buy Xenosaga 3. It is a biological imperative.
  • talkman12 - September 15, 2008 8:16 p.m.

    wow that sucks they took out number 1 it must of been really good
  • gaj013 - September 7, 2008 3:03 a.m.

    not half bad
  • Thorpe - August 31, 2008 7:36 p.m.

    No Fahrenheit?
  • Dark Helmet - August 29, 2008 1:09 p.m.

    Oh cruel fates, to be denied a glimpse at such a great sounding shower.
  • Narudude360 - August 8, 2009 4:10 a.m.

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  • konsolo93 - January 25, 2009 5:21 p.m.

    I actually found the Xenosaga one hate to let everyone down but it is not that great.

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