We’re not going to sugar coat it, celeb-following can make Twitter a tedious place; and one glance at a typical list of trending topics is usually enough to make even the most upbeat optimist lose all faith in the future of humanity. But every so often someone will post something that just makes the day better than it would have been without...
@ wilw Dog: I heard you think farts are hilarious. Me: Yep! Dog: Well, here, have one. POOT. Me: AHAHAHAAA-- *cough* Dude, you stink. Dog: I know!
Need we say anymore?
In other news last week was Halloween and as expected the streams were flooded with costumes, most of which were, admittedly, not great. However, if there was one thing we learnt from this year’s Halloween tweets, it’s that Jonathan Ross throws the best Halloween parties:
And Paul Dini has a good stab at it too:
Typical Halloween at the Dini's. Harley was in top form, though apparently Prof. Pyg lost his mask at some point. yfrog.com/khq10laj
Also, a word of advice, never enter a costume competition with Jimmy Carr, who pulled off the most ingenious costume we saw this Hallows Eve.
The SFX Twitter Stream
"Letting the Wookie win" -- getting cock-blocked by a pretty girl's ugly friend at the bar. # tatooinesexslang
@ GroovyBruce News: my scene in Oz has been cut before shooting. It happens on epic flicks. Disappointed, but all good w/Sam. On to the next adventure!
@ charltonbrooker Horror film plot: man syncs iPhone, loses all contacts. Now all the ppl whose numbers he lost will die unless he can install iOS666 in 24hrs
@ theaarondouglas All Along the Watchtower on in restaurant. I didn't notice until I found myself eyeing a beautiful small Indian woman w/ great suspicion.
@ DamonLindelof If they don't give me the name of the man in black (leather) soon, I am so gonna stop watching AMERICAN HORROR STORY.
@ RareLtd New Bond film shares name with Blast Corps vehicle! That's right: J-Bomb. Not really, it's Ramdozer. Not really - Cyclone Suit. Not really.
@ sutterink katey off to a FUTURAMA readthru. really want to go to one. maybe the next episode.
@ simonpegg Nice to hear Comedy Central showed Shaun and Fuzz this weekend and in true Halloween fashion were butchered beyond recognition.