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The Top 7... shower scenes

We rate gaming’s finest showers as the girls turn up the heat

Words: GamesRadar UK

Strength/temperature of shower stream: A standard bath/shower mixer installed, unusually, on a wall that isn't above a bath. It's obvious by the lady's tears that she wishes she'd listened to the plumber when he said a standard shower/bath mixer was an inferior, yet inexpensive alternative to the more pricey but reliable Thermostatic mixer option. It would have been worth the extra £60 if it meant that every time next door flushed the toilet her shower wasn't reduced to a mere trickle.

Level of cleanliness: She hasn't come in here to wash, she's come to sob about her poor choice of shower equipment.

Quality of shower facility: Grubby wet room - the kind favoured by continental swingers for their sordid sex fiestas.




 

Strength/temperature of shower stream: A water closet of lies. There's simply no way a torrent of the magnitude demonstrated in this clip could be maintained with the water pressure served to a common beach hut. The only logical possibility is that the establishment is equipped with an electric pump - which would seem to laugh in the face of modern plumbing techniques. Lets just hope they've equipped the system with the required 50mm waste pipe.

Level of cleanliness: Not a hint of lather.

Quality of shower facility: A wooden shack.




Above: You may need to confirm your age to YouTube to see this one 

 
11 Comments
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Dark Helmet  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Oh cruel fates, to be denied a glimpse at such a great sounding shower.
Thorpe  - 1 year 2 months ago 
No Fahrenheit?
gaj013  - 1 year 2 months ago 
not half bad
talkman12  - 1 year 2 months ago 
wow that sucks they took out number 1 it must of been really good
dropitlikeitshot  - 1 year 2 months ago 
did sum fag on youtube flag it or is gamesradar just torturing us?!
Ibitmyeye  - 1 year 2 months ago 
You can actually search the game on Google or some other search engine and type in something like "Xenosaga Episode III + Shower scene" and you can find the video there.
wharcraff  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Now that I know this I must borrow or buy Xenosaga 3. It is a biological imperative.
cricket0  - 1 year 1 month ago 
This is and odd article...
Tidus53  - 1 year 6 days ago 
Best thing ever
konsolo93  - 10 months 14 hours ago 
I actually found the Xenosaga one hate to let everyone down but it is not that great.
Narudude360  - 3 months 18 days ago 
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