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8 game characters we'd go furry for

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We know how you feel. You're confused, ashamed, even frightened. You don't understand these strange and unsettling feelings that brew inside you. You cannot ignore it, but you cannot embrace it. Do not fear, though, for you are not alone. We're all friends here, and we're going to get you through this. Because we've all stumbled upon a smoking hot videogame animal at some point in our lives.

You may think there's something wrong with you for tenting your trousers over anthropomorphic woodland creatures, but don't. It happens to everybody, whether they admit it or not. Who can blame us, either? Some videogames characters are just worth going furry for, and if you don't believe it, check out these incredibly foxy ladies ... with emphasis on the foxy.


Carmelita Fox

There's a reason why the term "vixen" is used in conjunction with sultry females. It's simply because foxes are hot. Carmelita Fox from the Sly Cooper franchises stands as proof positive, and she's also not the only fox we'll have on the list (spoiler: there are three foxes).

Carmelita is every man's fantasy. She's a secret agent, she's a thorough badass, she's got a fantastic set of hairy legs (like Amanda Palmer) and she's also a carnivorous mammal that can wear pants. What's not to love?


Fran

There's no way Fran couldn't have made this list. First of all, she doesn't wear many clothes, which instantly makes any female ten times hotter. She also has massive busters, and a dusky complexion that puts us in mind of a young Halle Berry. Oh, and in case we didn't mention, she's a weird rabbit thing.

Fran manages to skirt the line between acceptable and terrible. She's more or less human in form, but with a pair of bunny ears sticking out of her head that makes wanting to dive down her rabbit hole just ever so slightly wrong. Wrong enough to be damn hot.


Lori Jackrabbit

It's not every day one gets to talk about the Jazz Jackrabbit series, so we must take any opportunity that is presented to us. Fortunately, such an opportunity has arisen today, because Lori Jackrabbit is a vomit-colored stunner. Lori is Jazz's sister and a playable chracter in Jazz Jackrabbit 2: The Secret Files. We want her.

The tight purple spandex is enough to set anybody off, and we're fairly certain Lori knows exactly what she's doing. On the outside, she's all innocent eyes and saccharine smiles but the rotten little tart knows we're looking. She knows it and she loves it, the little rabbit hussy.

Jazz Jackrabbit? More like Jazz Jacks It whenever Lori's involved. Am I right?


Rouge the Bat

How could we have a furry list and not include a Sonic character? The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise is like a yiffy Mecca, with sex-starved animal lovers making an inevitable pilgrimage to Sega's flagship series at some point or another. Whether it's teenage girls crushing on Shadow, or 60 year-old men drawing nude pictures of Amy Rose for their recidivistic enjoyment, Sonic has something for everyone. Of course, the sophisticated go for Rouge every time.

This sultry, slinky, saucy little chiroptera may officially be seventeen, but it's alright because she sounds like a 40 year-old prostitute. That makes everything okay. Besides, who can blame us for getting hot under the collar when she struts around wearing those clothes? There's no way that the push-up tube top isn't designed entirely around the concept of accentuating her bat cleavage. Not a court in the land would convict us, we declare. Not a single court.

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89 comments

  • link07 - March 8, 2011 2:18 a.m.

    awsome
  • Ricitor - December 1, 2010 4:25 a.m.

    ...I feel as though i need to take a shower now...a very cold shower
  • Zepaw - November 8, 2010 5:39 p.m.

    Krystal? Screw that I want me some Fox McCloud.
  • link07 - November 4, 2010 10:53 p.m.

    Fran and Taokaka FTW
  • Brekkik - October 2, 2010 6:51 a.m.

    If you had to pick one Final Fantasy character for a list of furry characters, you'd have been better off picking Freya Crescent (FFIX), Kimahri (FFX), or if you want to go really far out there, Moogles, Chocobos, or even Bahamut in one of his many incarnations (for those attracted to power ;) ) would be better choices than Fran.
  • The4X - September 15, 2010 6:40 a.m.

    I'd say that Mother from DA:Awakening should be here... MMMMMmmother...
  • axelgarcia1 - July 26, 2010 3:31 a.m.

    lol Sheepman. im not into the furry fetish but Carmelita is fucking hot. renamon is sexy too in a weird way just the way she is, the personality too
  • NobodyLikesPaul - July 24, 2010 5:57 a.m.

    This sir... is a Win mass effect should be on here somewhere. but seeing how it isnt ill just stick with krystal XD
  • notallgoodnameswheretaken - July 24, 2010 2:12 a.m.

    Fran and Taokaka look hot. They're not that animal-ish.
  • Green_Shade - July 22, 2010 3:18 p.m.

    One that you didn't mention, Amaterasu.
  • epicdominican91 - May 20, 2010 10:59 p.m.

    felicia is probably the only one i'd go furry for, and she's not even on the list ='[. oh well, good thing for google x]!
  • Staadsyboy - May 20, 2010 12:21 a.m.

    Hey you totally forgot about Berri from Conker Live and Reloaded!
  • MetalGearFlaccid - May 19, 2010 10:23 p.m.

    Gardevoir. ... That is all.
  • TheBoz - May 19, 2010 9:20 p.m.

    I think some people need to get out more. Either that or they been dating a French woman lol.
  • TestDDs - May 18, 2010 11:18 p.m.

    So... does this mean Nickelodeon is now a porno?
  • Johnywild - May 18, 2010 10:18 p.m.

    very nice
  • Ravenbom - May 18, 2010 6:03 p.m.

    I'd only go furry for Sheep Man if he was caught in a fence. BTW, where's Nina from Breath of Fire? Next to Fran, she's my next furry fantasy. Also, like people said; Felicia. I'd probably also go for the centaur chick from Golden Axe The Revenge of Death Adder. Also, succubus from the Castlevania series. And Etna from Disgaea.
  • BagelVagina - May 17, 2010 8:29 p.m.

    I'll stick my dick in just about anything, great article btw
  • chrisda - May 17, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    This is why we need virtual reality!
  • Espir - May 17, 2010 7:50 p.m.

    there is nothing wrong with any of these >.> .> <.<

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