We know how you feel. You're confused, ashamed, even frightened. You don't understand these strange and unsettling feelings that brew inside you. You cannot ignore it, but you cannot embrace it. Do not fear, though, for you are not alone. We're all friends here, and we're going to get you through this. Because we've all stumbled upon a smoking hot videogame animal at some point in our lives.
You may think there's something wrong with you for tenting your trousers over anthropomorphic woodland creatures, but don't. It happens to everybody, whether they admit it or not. Who can blame us, either? Some videogames characters are just worth going furry for, and if you don't believe it, check out these incredibly foxy ladies ... with emphasis on the foxy.
There's a reason why the term "vixen" is used in conjunction with sultry females. It's simply because foxes are hot. Carmelita Fox from the Sly Cooper franchises stands as proof positive, and she's also not the only fox we'll have on the list (spoiler: there are three foxes).
Carmelita is every man's fantasy. She's a secret agent, she's a thorough badass, she's got a fantastic set of hairy legs (like Amanda Palmer) and she's also a carnivorous mammal that can wear pants. What's not to love?
There's no way Fran couldn't have made this list. First of all, she doesn't wear many clothes, which instantly makes any female ten times hotter. She also has massive busters, and a dusky complexion that puts us in mind of a young Halle Berry. Oh, and in case we didn't mention, she's a weird rabbit thing.
Fran manages to skirt the line between acceptable and terrible. She's more or less human in form, but with a pair of bunny ears sticking out of her head that makes wanting to dive down her rabbit hole just ever so slightly wrong. Wrong enough to be damn hot.
It's not every day one gets to talk about the Jazz Jackrabbit series, so we must take any opportunity that is presented to us. Fortunately, such an opportunity has arisen today, because Lori Jackrabbit is a vomit-colored stunner. Lori is Jazz's sister and a playable chracter in Jazz Jackrabbit 2: The Secret Files. We want her.
The tight purple spandex is enough to set anybody off, and we're fairly certain Lori knows exactly what she's doing. On the outside, she's all innocent eyes and saccharine smiles but the rotten little tart knows we're looking. She knows it and she loves it, the little rabbit hussy.
Jazz Jackrabbit? More like Jazz Jacks It whenever Lori's involved. Am I right?
Rouge the Bat
How could we have a furry list and not include a Sonic character? The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise is like a yiffy Mecca, with sex-starved animal lovers making an inevitable pilgrimage to Sega's flagship series at some point or another. Whether it's teenage girls crushing on Shadow, or 60 year-old men drawing nude pictures of Amy Rose for their recidivistic enjoyment, Sonic has something for everyone. Of course, the sophisticated go for Rouge every time.
This sultry, slinky, saucy little chiroptera may officially be seventeen, but it's alright because she sounds like a 40 year-old prostitute. That makes everything okay. Besides, who can blame us for getting hot under the collar when she struts around wearing those clothes? There's no way that the push-up tube top isn't designed entirely around the concept of accentuating her bat cleavage. Not a court in the land would convict us, we declare. Not a single court.