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Cute characters that are actually creepy as hell

Don't be fooled by these cunningly disguised creepzillas

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

At first glance they look cute. Fluffy cartoonish friendly faces all smiles and big eyes. But look harder and look closer. Harder. Closer. You see? They're not squishy lovable cuddlies. No. They're the disturbing denizens of night-time head terrors. Sinister villains parading themselves as candy-coloured pleasantries.  Look harder closer at the following and - with our creative guidance - you'll see them for the horror beasts they really are. For these are the cutesy characters that are actually... creepy as hell. <cue dry ice, high-pitched scream and wolf hoooooowl>

 

Creeping us out in: Nights into Dreams, Nights Journey of Dreams
A cross between Michael Jackson and Freddy Krueger, this gender mysterious, pretzel-legged, child grooming, jester-a-like dream botherer creeps us out in every possible way. We shudder with dread as those delicate hands of twinkle dust play up and down the shaft of the invisible flute. Insomnia is a good thing.

 

Creeping us out in: Pikmin, Pikmin 2
We know what you're thinking - "How can Pikmin be on the list? They're, like, soooooo cute." But you're wrong. They have staring, dead fish eyes. They follow you around in silence with the unhealthy persistence of a serial killer. They're happiest when they're mob-handedly murdering something to death. Never mind the flowers sprouting from their heads, Pikmin are a bunch of creepy, belligerent and blood-thirsty stalkers.

 

Creeping us out in: Ms. Pac-Man
We've never been able to shake the uncomfortable feeling that Ms. Pac-Man is just Pac-Man dabbling in transvestism. But the addition of lipstick, heels, eyelashes and a bow does not a cunning lady disguise make. Far from being a sexy transvestibule that any man (or, rather, yellow blob) could easily make an 'honest mistake' with, Ms. Pac-Man is more a nightmarish Barbara Cartland adoring drag queen that can't afford the surgery.


 
45 Comments
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Prospero  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Wow..The sadness of my life is actually being (if not vaguely) attracted to Candy Kong.
fionnoh  - 1 year 27 days ago 
it is just pac-man in drag!
The-Dance-O-Matic  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Cool....Never Thought Of The Pikmin In That Way,
outergod  - 1 year 27 days ago 
I'm amazed sackboy isn't in there!! He just sits there smiling.... like a little China doll.... waiting until you let it into your heart....and then striking you when you least expect it.
KHfan  - 1 year 27 days ago 
night has always creeped me out :P
Basketcase676  - 1 year 27 days ago 
um..amy from sonic??? she was a fox that was entirely pink, wore a short skirt and used a gigantic mallet!!

Creeped out??
benjitenji  - 1 year 27 days ago 
wow, fannys "mask" reminds me of pyramid head o-o
ElkRider1  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Maybe Candy's just a chick moonlighting as a gorillagram... Anyway, I think That carnival fellow's rather endearing!
Reaverx  - 1 year 27 days ago 
I love how he points out "percussion" in the samba de amigo one
bron1417  - 1 year 27 days ago 
haha very funny and very werid.
Thequestion 121  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Night does look very creepy.
skyguy343  - 1 year 27 days ago 
kirby? nah
noobeater  - 1 year 27 days ago 
technically they are enemies...but anyone thought about minjos or whatever they are called on banjo tooie...i mean jinjos cute ye but they are evil..
Kerfluffle  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Nice article. I never thought of NiGHTS as cute, but he was always creepy to me.
Pikmin always freaked my little brother out though.
lava_lamp  - 1 year 27 days ago 
what about the mark.2 in mgs4 i dont think otacons controlling it. it has a mind of its own, turning invisble and following u all the time
Prospero  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Actually yeah.. I think I can pass Candy Kong off as a hot chick in a gorilla costume. Now I feel better.
MatthewOd  - 1 year 27 days ago 
17th!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao so funny. bingo and bango are terrifying and i dunno about fanny i think lottie is far more terrifying "can i interest you in something seedy" who isn't creeped out by that. p.s. anyone with viva pinata ds try poking lottie or gretchen with your stylus the noises are... funny
F-Bomb  - 1 year 27 days ago 
LMAO funny shit man
GoldenMe  - 1 year 27 days ago 
Very good article!

And what the fuck are you talking about Basketcase?!
JoeMasturbaby  - 1 year 27 days ago 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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