The Dark Knight vs. Wolverine
Movies Being Mashed: We’re in fanboy heaven as Marvel and DC’s finest go head-to-head in a fight to the finish.
Anything In Common? Violent loners, coming to terms with their status as outsiders and channelling their rage against those who deserve it most? Yeah, there are a few similarities!
If It Was A Full Length Film: It looks like a pretty solid crossover tale, with Bruce Wayne funding the Weapon X programme that made Wolverine how he is.
Forget Batman vs. Superman , we want to see this one made!
Reservoir Dogs vs. TMNT
Movies Being Mashed: Tarantino’s smart-mouthed crime caper meets a bunch of men in latex turtle costumes.
Anything In Common? There’s at least one rat in both crews…
If It Was A Full Length Film: Tarantino hasn’t done a comic-book adaptation as yet, so we wouldn’t put it past him. We bet he’d get a kick out of this trailer in any case!
Showgirls vs. Black Swan
Movies Being Mashed: An OTT, sexually exploitative slice of pure schlock…and Showgirls !
Anything In Common? Both of them follow the story of a sweet young girl looking to make it in the dance industry. And Kyle Maclachlan and Vincent Cassell both play leery old perves.
If It Was A Full Length Film: Judging by the amount of boobs on show in this “trailer”, there would still be plenty of bums on seats!
True Grit vs. Toy Story
Movies Being Mashed: Woody and Buzz replace Jeff Bridges and Matt Damon respectively in this toy-based Western.
Anything In Common? The jealous, bickering dynamic between Cogburn and LeBeouf is the mirror image of Woody and Buzz’s love-hate relationship.
If It Was A Full Length Film: Pixar could do a lot worse than turning their hand to the Western genre. Just look how well it’s working out for Rango…
Saw vs. Wallace & Gromit
Movies Being Mashed: You have to question the twisted imagination that would throw everyone’s favourite claymation double-act together with Jigsaw’s infernal torture machines. Then again, it is a little bit brilliant…
Anything In Common? Wallace and Jigsaw are both talented inventors, although whilst Wallace’s contraptions help butter his toast, Jigsaw’s rip people’s faces open.
If It Was A Full Length Film: Poor old Gromit would have a real fight on his hands. A penguin wearing a rubber glove on his head is one thing, but this…
Pirates Of The Caribbean vs. The Goonies
Anything In Common? Why, the search for pirate gold of course! And the presence of a comic grotesque in the shape of Sloth and Mackenzie Crook respectively.
If It Was A Full Length Film: This is what they should have done for a Pirates sequel instead of the interminable guff we ended up with.
Ocean's Eleven vs. The Great Muppet Caper
Anything In Common? Kermit is probably the only actor working in Hollywood who could out-cool Clooney. These are two smooth customers.
If It Was A Full Length Film: We would love to see the muppets staring wistfully into the fountain display at the Bellagio casino.
Home Alone vs. I Am Legend
Movies Being Mashed: Poor little Kevin McCallister has been left at home all alone…just as the rest of humanity has been wiped out.
Anything In Common? Will Smith and Macauley Culkin spend much of their respective movies padding round on their own, talking to themselves and watching movies.
If It Was A Full Length Film: We’d say Kevin was getting off easy. We’d rather face a horde of flesh-eating zombies than an angry Joe Pesci…
The Incredibles vs. Miami Vice
Anything In Common? We can remember several incidences of characters smiling in The Incredibles , which obviously places it a world away from Michael Mann’s grim crime saga.
If It Was A Full Length Film: We’d rather just have The Incredibles to be honest, but it would probably be an improvement on the po-faced Miami Vice !
The Dark Knight vs. Power Rangers
Movies Being Mashed: Christopher Nolan’s excellent bat-sequel and Bryan Spicer’s not-so-excellent Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie . Sit back and chuckle away at the shoddy visuals, whilst being dazzled by Heath Ledger’s ability to make anything look cool…
Anything In Common? Both of them are populated by bizarrely costumed oddballs who find themselves pitted against a grotesque but ingenious villain.
If It Was A Full Length Film: It would be a damn sight more entertaining than the original Power Rangers cut. What sort of name is Ivan Ooze for a villain anyway?
Robin Hood vs. Braveheart
Anything In Common? Both Robin and William Wallace risk their necks to bring down a wicked English King. This plan works out better for one than the other…
If It Was A Full Length Film: Somebody would have to be drafted in to replace Gibson. We know what we said earlier, but Disney aren’t about to give him a call any time soon…
Transformers vs. Terminator
Anything In Common? A pair of wooden lead performances, although whilst Bale is phoning it in, this is Shia firing on all cylinders…
If It Was A Full Length Film: It would probably be no dumber than the last Transformers instalment. And Arnie is looking for a comeback project…
Revenge Of The Sith vs. Clerks
Movies Being Mashed: The lip-synching on this one is all over the show, but we’ve included it because the blowjob discussion is one of the funniest scenes in Clerks , and Ewan McGregor’s entrance here is just priceless…
Anything In Common? Anakin and Dante both see their love lives end up in the toilet before their respective films are out…
If It Was A Full Length Film: Sam Jackson as Jay? Oh hell yes…
