Here%26rsquo;s a new line of Hatewear for you to try on. We%26rsquo;ll trot out a beloved sacred cow franchise and give you five simple reasons why it may not be the hippo%26rsquo;s nipples after all. We%26rsquo;ll be here all week, making lists of things to hate about the things you like. Will we pick on your favorite franchise? Check back tomorrow. Until then, see what%26rsquo;s not to like about Half-Life.