Lady
Seen having a stupid name in: Devil May Cry 3
Name is stupid because it sounds like: a basic description for a character. There's actually a wonderfully convoluted reason for why Lady calls herself Lady, but the end result is that it's still a dumb name.
Xigbar
Seen having a stupid name in: Kingdom Hearts 2
Name is stupid because it sounds like: someone wanted a group of 13 people to all have the letter 'X' in their name, but ran out of good ideas after the first one.
Chris Moneymaker
Seen having a stupid name in: Chris Moneymaker's World Poker Championship
Name is stupid because it sounds like: an evil CEO in one of those family-friendly movies starring a talking animal.
Mr. Carpainter
Seen having a stupid name in: EarthBound
Name is stupid because it sounds like: Mr. Carpenter, which would have been a fine name, but if you really squint your eyes and read it again it actually says car painter. Car painter? As in, one who paints cars?
Azul the Cerulean
Seen having a stupid name in: Dirge of Cerberus
Name is stupid because it sounds like: blue the blue, which is basically what he's called. His name sounds like azure, a shade of blue, and his... um... title is cerulean, another shade of blue. There you have it: Blue the Blue.
Waluigi
Seen having a stupid name in: too many Mario games
Name is stupid because it sounds like: Luigi but with a 'W' at the front, yeah, we get it Nintendo, it's like what you did with Wario, only his named sounded cool and this just sounds like some kind of word jumble. Poor Luigi, even his villains are lame.
Jet Brody
Seen having a stupid name in: Fracture.
Name is stupid because it sounds like: the name of a '50s high school football hero transported into the year 3090, where he stars as the protagonist of a pulpy sci-fi adventure serial, itself made in the '50s. Also, he sounds a bit like a porn star.
Dash Rendar
Seen having a stupid name in: Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire.
Name is stupid because it sounds like: computer science slang.
"Yeah, I was having trouble getting that part of the UI to display properly, but I've run a quick dash rendar to kluge it together for now. I'll fix it properly tomorrow"
Even for a character living in the Star Wars universe, it's ridiculous.
Marcus Fenix
Seen having a stupid name in: the Gears of War series.
Name is stupid because it sounds like: the name of a porn star. Seriously. Take him out of context and it does.
Trevor McFur
Seen having a stupid name in: Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy on the Atari Jaguar. That's why you've never heard of him.
Name is stupid because it sounds like: the developers did not realise that simply putting "Mc" in front of an obvious character trait does not a plausible name or believable characterisation make. Also, given the current state of internet culture, it's inadvisable to put the word "fur" in any character's name. Also also, Trevor is my dad's name and so all of this just freaks me out. Click on to the next slide now and forget that this one ever happened.
