Daredevil v Punisher
"We're not leaving here until you admit your old costume is cooler."
"Elektra? A MOVIE? No, that couldn't have happened. It must have been a dream."
"Hey Matt, it's like we're in the same dating ... pool. Get it, because - where are you going?"
[ALTERNATE BROODING SOUNDS]
"I'll take the bomb on the left, please."
"You're right, Matt. This Netflix service is actually worth sitting through."