Nintendo got everyone talking with the reveal of the first Super Mario movie poster, but probably not about what it was expecting.
In case you missed it, today Nintendo announced a new Direct for this Thursday all about the Mario movie, and in doing so revealed our very first look at the adaptation. The image shows a town of Toads and mushrooms and Cheep Cheeps and all sorts of Nintendoness, and front in center is an ass so flat it looks concave. You can just make out the pouch of air in the back of Mario's jeans where a vacuum of space exists in place of his derrière.
Behold, Buttgate '22.
pic.twitter.com/1tS7OkiPmXOctober 4, 2022
fake, mario has a way bigger ass than that https://t.co/CbxHNq8S8DOctober 4, 2022
Mario's ass is too small for all the running and jumping he does. https://t.co/LtMNIloykYOctober 4, 2022
pic.twitter.com/6nraC4808ZOctober 4, 2022
Fixed it https://t.co/sI7nTJGkc9 pic.twitter.com/hQYxwVDnC0October 4, 2022
The people are crying out! pic.twitter.com/rMtcgJC5ysOctober 4, 2022
As you can see, some folks are simply poking fun at the plump-less plumber, while others are arguing against Nintendo's logic here. It's true that you'd expect a far more robust ass from someone that does as much legwork as Mario, but you also have to keep in mind that he's been butt-stomping hard surfaces for like, 26 years. I can only imagine the kind of damage that's done to his ischial tuberosity.
Anyway, hopefully we'll see if Chris Pratt's take on the character is any less or more flattering when the first Mario movie trailer debuts at New York Comic Con on Thursday.
The Mario movie is set to premiere in April 2023.
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