Turn your desk into a Metal Gear Solid zoo with stealth dogs, snakes and ocelots

Wish you could've contributed a few scenes to Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain's script? Well, you could always convert your desk into a stage with Square Enix's line of poseable action figures.

The Phantom Pain's Play Arts line includes Venom Snake, Ocelot, The Man on Fire, Tretij Rebenok and D-Dog, with prices ranging from $99.99-129.99 per figure. Everyone except Tretij ships with accessories like weapons or swappable heads to help achieve the pose your moment calls for.

Although store listings for Snake and The Man on Fire list October 24th release dates, all figures currently remain available for pre-order. We're hoping the full lineup will be available by the time D-Dog is released, as Snake's best friend has the latest arrival estimate listed (January 16th).

D-Dog's listing also mentions mimicking tricks like sit and shake, but we're crossing our fingers for bonuses like "roll over" and "fetch the award."

Images: Konami Digital Entertainment