The Super-Merman of the Sea
Issue : Action Comis #244
The Plot: When Superman rescues two alien mer-people from a crashed rocket, he decides to move under the sea to help them acclimatise to living on earth.
Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane can’t work out why Superman would do that, until Lois sees Superman arm in arm with a mermaid, underneath a plaque fixed to his new underwater Fortress Of Solitude that says: ‘Home of Mr. and Mrs. Superman.’
Why They’ll Never Make It: It’s clinically mental.
Who Could Direct It If They Did: Dennis Hopper, during his LSD period.