10 things that could happen in the SFX verse next week
1 Warner Bros will release some character banner posters for Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows featuring a Gringotts goblin, one of Dudley Dursley’s mates and the set caterer who has a cameo as “frightened man in underground”.
2 After negotiations with New Zealand actors fall through, Peter Jackson will reveal that The Hobbit is going to be filmed on the Isle of Wight.
3 Hollywood will greenlight a 3D version of Flatland .
4 Doctor Who fans will be in uproar when a leaked script for series six allegedly contains the throwaway line, “I once had a dream I’d regenerated into the guy from Withnail and I …”
5 Stephen King will announce his retirement from novel writing. Then write another three by the end of the week.
6 This week’s episode of Medium will take place entirely in Allison’s bedroom.
7 Nathan Fillion will Tweet that he’s playing Captain Hammer in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers , and during the resulting Twitterstorm the internet evolves into a sentient lifeform.
8 Somebody in Camelot actually spots a BLOODY GREAT DRAGON landing in a field just outside the city walls.
9 The latest Stephen Donaldson novel will generate its own gravitational field.
10 Chuck fans start planning this year’s campaign to save the show.
