Top Valve man Gabe Newell says that there's no reason to change Gordon Freeman and that he'll remain as 'an arm with a crowbar' for the forseeable future. That's all well and good, and lord knows we've had some bad reactions to characters getting voices and such in the past, but still. Anything can be improved.
So here are some easy ways to modernise Half-Life's protagonist. As with our Lara Croft redesigns, just make the cheque payable to GamesRadar. Thanks.
Above: Jet-powered in-line roller blades just out of shot
Above: LittleBigHalf-Life would so rock. Create your own crowbar!
Space Marine Gordon
Above: Make Alyx a hologram and add a helmet = 27 million sold
Above: Physicistz was just too dull-sounding. More Zs!
See? Way better. Er...
06 Apr, 2010