Gourmet ratatouille cooked to perfection with actual bits of rat inside. Also the plague.
Not like chicken, though. It has like... a weird, sweet kinda thing. It's not like chicken, but it's hard to describe.
No, like, you totally have to try it though. It's sweeter than chicken, not like chicken at all. You totally have to try it.
Putting a battery on the tip of your tongue. An adorable battery!
But yeah, it gives you a shock, even after it's dead, skinned, and cooked.
Shoving your wet, dripping tongue into a wall socket.
"Sort of like other moles, but living in sand for its whole life gives the meat a strange, tough texture. Also the waiter took 30 minutes to get our refills."
"Surprisingly cinnamon-y, though with a nice, meaty taste anyway. The waiter also gave us a free dessert because our meals took so long - AND HE WAS HANDSOME!"
Nidoran tastes like sugar and spice and everything nice.