What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?

Poliwag (#60)

Like a sweet, succulent tadpole.

Poliwhirl (#61)


Poliwrath (#62)

Frog-flavored Hostess Ho Hos.

Abra (#63)

Agrocybe mushrooms.

Kadabra (#64)

Conocybe mushrooms.

Alakazam (#65)

Copelandia mushrooms.

Machop (#66)

Muscle milk-saturated veal.

Machoke (#67)

Protein shake-basted steak.

Machamp (#68)

Anabolic steroids.

Bellsprout (#69)

Sprouts. Also bells.

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Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of GamesRadar+ between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.