Raticate (#20)
Gourmet ratatouille cooked to perfection with actual bits of rat inside. Also the plague.
Spearow (#21)
Not like chicken, though. It has like... a weird, sweet kinda thing. It's not like chicken, but it's hard to describe.
Fearow (#22)
No, like, you totally have to try it though. It's sweeter than chicken, not like chicken at all. You totally have to try it.
Ekans (#23)
Poison.
Arbok (#24)
Grape poison.
Pikachu (#25)
Putting a battery on the tip of your tongue. An adorable battery!
But yeah, it gives you a shock, even after it's dead, skinned, and cooked.
Raichu (#26)
Shoving your wet, dripping tongue into a wall socket.
Sandshrew (#27)
"Sort of like other moles, but living in sand for its whole life gives the meat a strange, tough texture. Also the waiter took 30 minutes to get our refills."
3/5 Stars.
Sandslash (#28)
"Surprisingly cinnamon-y, though with a nice, meaty taste anyway. The waiter also gave us a free dessert because our meals took so long - AND HE WAS HANDSOME!"
4/5 Stars.
Nidoran (#29)
Nidoran tastes like sugar and spice and everything nice.
