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The 100 best video game quotes of all time

"Tell me Bats. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?" The Joker, Batman: Arkham Asylum

"Does this unit have a soul?" Legion, Mass Effect 3

"You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here." GLaDOS, Portal 2

"Federico: It is a good life we lead, brother. Ezio: The best. May it never change. Federico: And may it never change us." Federico and Ezio Auditore, Assassin’s Creed 2

"I raised you, and loved you, I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life." The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3

"It's more important to master the cards you're holding than to complain about the ones your opponents were dealt." Grimsley, Pokémon Black and White

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." Admiral Tolwyn, Wing Commander IV

"Are you a boy or a girl?" Pokemon

"LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKIN' WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITHA DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!" Mr Torgue, Borderlands 2

"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other." Niko Bellic, GTA IV