Thanks to the casual game asplosion, publishers are racing to put every possible leisure activity into Wii form. Our first page of Trailer Trash deals with a few egregious examples of activities that are more fun (and cheaper) in real life than on Wii.
Cost of a ball: $5
Reel Fishing Challenge
Cost of a fishing pole: $20
We Cheer 2
Thanks for ruining a perfectly good 80s hit with cheerleading pre-teens whose repulsive smiles are equal parts MSG and saccharine.
Cost of pompoms: $2/ea
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