No one is going to (ahem) force you to watch the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. Some of you want to go in blind and I respect that. But it’ll be hard to avoid the water-cooler talk and everyone just generally screaming about this scene and that moment. So, here are the best reactions to the trailer, with spoilers kept to an absolute minimum, so you can feel involved either way.
From director Rian Johnson to the legions of Star Wars: The Last Jedi fans, everyone has had a say. They all share one thing: excitement.
The best Star Wars trailers have many Leias
All hail Leia.10 October 2017
tfa:cried because LEIArogue one:cried because LEIAtlj:going to cry BECAUSE LEIA10 October 2017
Teared up as soon as Rey came on screen. Full blown tears seeing Princess Leia. Good God @rianjohnson! I'm so in, it hurts! 🙌🏼10 October 2017
Even Rian Johnson has changed his mind
FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID AND WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT https://t.co/itreyIVN8A10 October 2017
Phasma does something *gasp*
Hooray for Phasma finally getting to do something.10 October 2017
Captain Phasma does stuff! pic.twitter.com/xA2dhVPUVfOctober 10, 2017
OH. MY. GODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/5ZRooixlWv10 October 2017
People love Old Man Luke
The dialogue for the #TheLastJedi sounds amazing and real. I was not ready to hear #LukeSkywalker talk. Such an amazing moment #StarWars10 October 2017
I love that Luke Skywalker feels only a step away from yelling, "Get off my lawn!" @HamillHimself #TheLastJedi10 October 2017
Jesus, Luke Skywalker...Debbie Downer much10 October 2017
I SAW SO MUCH LUKE SKYWALKER I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW10 October 2017
But Kylo Ren had people conflicted
"The Kylo Ren parts of that trailer were awesome" #TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/m0eb637pga10 October 2017
Fans of Kylo Ren be like:#TheLastJedi #StarWars #TheLastJediTrailer pic.twitter.com/bve0S4MFeJ10 October 2017
#TheLastJedi Spoiler:Since 2015, Kylo has learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.I'm just kidding.#StarWars #KyloRen pic.twitter.com/2IW2YaUu9F10 October 2017
kylo ren in the trailer: *cries*me: CRY HARDER BITCH10 October 2017
We now interrupt this article to bring you PORGS
Are Porgs the new Ewoks? Not sure how I feel about this yet...#TheLastJediTrailer10 October 2017
I would watch an entire movie about Luke Skywalker befriending the Porgs, what is this dramatic nonsense they're trying to sell me.10 October 2017
Porgs. That is all. pic.twitter.com/RxF2oOeEyl10 October 2017
Stop pretending you hate Porgs. You love 'em. They're your favourite thing in fact. Porg Porg Porg Porg. Porg Porg. pic.twitter.com/iQcxpFeuF010 October 2017
I hope that was as vague as possible. Characters from Star Wars are in it - some of them cuddly (and that’s just Luke) - and things happened and some stuff went down. If you really, really don’t want to watch it then I don’t blame you. Going in fresh makes for a better experience, especially as this trailer can be a little heavy on the hint-hint, something big is going to happen between X and Y.
But… If this has got you turning to the Dark Side and wanting to watch the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer then go ahead, it's at the top of this article and we won’t tell. Every time you watch it, a Porg gets its wings... or whatever they use to get around.