Golden calves are so
2,000 years ago. These days the kids are all coveting golden goats. If you want
to be as cool as they are, we can help you rocket up the 'What’s Hot and What’s
Not' chart into the toasty realms of supreme coolness. This may seem
contradictory to the uninitiated, but trust us--if you’re cool, you’re sizzling
Our guide will help you snuffle out all 30 of the golden
idols, so you can kick start your blasphemous activities in style and keep
that party going until your vengeful god smites you to heck, or everyone gets
tired and goes home.
Looking for more help with Goat Simulator? We also have an Achievement and Quest guide.
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