Golden calves are so 2,000 years ago. These days the kids are all coveting golden goats. If you want to be as cool as they are, we can help you rocket up the 'What’s Hot and What’s Not' chart into the toasty realms of supreme coolness. This may seem contradictory to the uninitiated, but trust us--if you’re cool, you’re sizzling hot.
Our guide will help you snuffle out all 30 of the golden idols, so you can kick start your blasphemous activities in style and keep that party going until your vengeful god smites you to heck, or everyone gets tired and goes home.
Looking for more help with Goat Simulator? We also have an Achievement and Quest guide.