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What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?

Poliwag (#60)

Like a sweet, succulent tadpole.

Poliwhirl (#61)

Frog.

Poliwrath (#62)

Frog-flavored Hostess Ho Hos.

Abra (#63)

Agrocybe mushrooms.

Kadabra (#64)

Conocybe mushrooms.

Alakazam (#65)

Copelandia mushrooms.

Machop (#66)

Muscle milk-saturated veal.

Machoke (#67)

Protein shake-basted steak.

Machamp (#68)

Anabolic steroids.

Bellsprout (#69)

Sprouts. Also bells.