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What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?

Staryu (#120)

Nilla Wafer.

Starmie (#121)

Necco Wafer.

Mr Mime (#122)

Face paint and ChapStick.

Missingno. (sn )

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Scyther (#123)

Sour apple Jolly Rancher outside, light, fluffy nougat inside.

Jynx (#124)

Lipstick, satin, and an old, musty wig.

Electabuzz (#125)

No flavor at all. The electrical shocks running through the meat (which we're going to assume is a pale white) would cause the food to simply taste like vibrations.

Magmar (#126)

No flavor at all. The fiery pulses running through the meat (which we're going to assume is pure black) would cause the food to simply taste like burning.

Pinsir (#127)

Milk chocolate with white chocolate pincers.

Tauros (#128)

Beef. Just regular ol' beef.