The Total Film Interview - Quentin Tarantino

QUENTINTARANTINOTALKSREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY fuckingquickly. It’s near 200-words a minute fast (we’ve done the maths) and often borders on gibberish. Take an impromptu rendezvous Total Film had with the director at this year’s Cannes festival. It was the day after Death Proof’s premiere and party, journalist and slackly-attired legend passin’ time in the Hotel Majestic bar…

“Total Film! I love Total Film!” he near-shrieks, breaking the quiet of surrounding lunchers and shaking the tan from our hand. Settling down, surely he’d be so stoked by the cheers a notoriously difficult Cannes crowd gave his film – the 200mph slasher movie starring eight leggy women and Kurt Russell – that he’d want to talk about that? Er, no. Rather 3D gay porn, ejaculation and giant penises are on his mind; a conversation he’s reminded of when he calls from his LA home, late one Monday night four months later. “Oh yeah, we were goofing around about that!” he laughs, his bellow echoing down the trans-Atlantic phone line. “Right now it’s still in my mind, I think it was more about me musing at what I would do if I could do a 3D porn film! It hasn’t been green-lit yet. I still, er, have a few things to work out on it!”

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