It's amazing what you can find on eBay, and this little beauty , which combines the noble art of taxidermy, a dead squirrel, and the Man of Steel is possibly the most mind-mangling piece of internet auction tat we've ever seen.
There's still time to bid. If you go for it, and win, do let us know.
On second thoughts, maybe let a psychiatrist know instead...
Thanks to Russell Parker for bringing this to our attention.