If game characters used dating sites

So it's no surprise that they might turn to the convenience of internet dating sites. And if they did, it might go a bit like this.

But those are just four. After over three decades of games, there must be legions of lonely characters out there. So we want your suggestions. Throw together some text for a game character personal ad of your choice, then stick it in the comments,the forums, or onour Facebook page. The best ones will be read out on an upcoming podcast, and if we get enough we might even make a whole new feature for them.