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What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?

Gotta eat 'em all!

Words: on November 21, 2012
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89 comments

  • jesusfrk15 - May 11, 2012 9:08 p.m.

    i KNEW whoever wrote this is a brony!

  • ThatGamerDude - May 12, 2012 7:15 p.m.

    Lol same here right when I got to the Ponyta entry. I knew...

  • BackwaterRifle - May 11, 2012 7:55 p.m.

    Take it back, purple pixie sticks are bomb, but you are forgiven for mentioning White Shark Bite fruit snacks. You should slowly work your way through the entire pokedex, cause it starts to get weird.

  • winner2 - May 11, 2012 7:17 p.m.

    Lol'd at the machamp one

  • Slider64 - May 11, 2012 7:06 p.m.

    Staryu = http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=657&tbm=isch&tbnid=DKP0oS4FjNVb0M:&imgrefurl=http://www.sugarmedesserterie.com/Collection---Holiday-2012.html&docid=E8NYRz-4MiJHHM&imgurl=http://www.sugarmedesserterie.com/601_500_csupload_38414399.jpg%253Fu%253D2739549115&w=601&h=500&ei=Z8StT8mxJOHL0QGH26GXDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=366&vpy=79&dur=1124&hovh=205&hovw=246&tx=137&ty=81&sig=114266707876615072726&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=190&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:75

  • NullG7 - May 12, 2012 1:21 a.m.

    lol that link is funny after reading this

  • Japanaman - May 11, 2012 7 p.m.

    So who else here immediately wanted to know what Porygon tastes like?

  • GhostbustTyler - May 11, 2012 6:54 p.m.

    Since it looks like a human, I think that Hitmonchan would taste more like the most rare and delicious meat of all; man.

  • forestfire55 - May 11, 2012 6:19 p.m.

    Am i the only one that got hungry from this?

  • Turtman - May 11, 2012 6:19 p.m.

    The Mew one was great

  • dem1995 - May 11, 2012 6:02 p.m.

    Some references to animals in the Pokémon world: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Animals_in_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world

  • Personamanxx - May 11, 2012 4:26 p.m.

    This was awesome as hell. I would imagine that Ponyta's taste like friendship and magic as well.

  • MCN2011 - May 11, 2012 4:15 p.m.

    Apart from mis-spelling Hitmonchan, this was brilliant!

  • Th3Freak55 - May 11, 2012 4:09 p.m.

    That was amazing

  • Rub3z - May 11, 2012 4:06 p.m.

    Okay, initially I clicked through the first few and thought "Oh, these are all going to be short, kind-of-lame sentence fragment descriptions that I could've thought of myself..." then I get to #6 (Charizard) and it nearly had me on the floor dying of laughter, as did plenty of others. As for Porygon... I wonder what the internet tastes like? Some horrible mixture of illegally downloaded tentacle-porn hentai, way too many LOLcats, and copious amounts of porn and terrible memes (arrow to the knee comes to mind... shudder)? That sound about right? :P

  • J-Fid - May 11, 2012 4:13 p.m.

    Mix it up, cook it to over 9000 degrees, and you've got yourself a wonderful meal.

  • ThatGamerDude - May 12, 2012 7:17 p.m.

    Don't forget about magical ponies...

  • rainn'sgaydar - May 11, 2012 3:36 p.m.

    Good form, Coop! My favorites were...most of them. Definitely will revisit this. Also, isn't it Horsea and not Horsey?

  • Arucard04 - May 11, 2012 3:21 p.m.

    This was, without hyperbole, one of the best things I've seen on the internet. Halfway through I thought to myself "There's no way this awesomeness could continue all the way through." But I was wrong. Good show.

  • Person5 - May 11, 2012 3:08 p.m.

    Well according to Gold/Silver, slowpoketails are a delecacy, thats why team rocket was selling them for quite a bit of cash. Also, wouldn't Tauros taste more like bison?

  • WTeen8 - May 11, 2012 2:13 p.m.

    BEST ARTICLE EVER! I thought Missingno.'s would be the best, but then I got to Ditto.....which was hilarious.

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